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Nov. 10, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

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Hannah You: I have analysis, which prepares for calc... Smolen: Thank you for calling it analysis and not "anal".



Oct. 31, 2023, 12:28 p.m.

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Smolen: I would prefer an odd number, because I'm anal about that. Smolen: Oh no, that's going on Blairbash.



Dec. 7, 2022, 9:49 a.m.

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// Talking about how we call analysis "anal" Smolen: Friends, you have a place in the school called the SAC.



Jan. 28, 2022, 9:13 p.m.

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// Anal 1B video Kirk: So why the heck do we integrate? Kirk: ...Reason number 1: it makes you smart. Kirk: Reason number 2: it staves off Alzheimers. Kirk: Reason number 3: It's fun!



Jan. 22, 2022, 9:34 p.m.

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// Analysis 1B video Schwartz: I am ... Increasingly amused that Kirk did some awesome work with music intro/outro and his comment about reducing about how it feels awkward with the outro. Schwartz: It's great. Schwartz: Uh, I'm gonna lean in anyway and make the intro and outro nice and awkward. This will be great!



Jan. 6, 2022, 8:53 a.m.

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//Duval has entered the room to drop off her keys. Schwartz: What type of line has a constant x value? Duval: Uhhh... vertical? Schwartz: Round of applause! Class: *applause*



Dec. 19, 2021, 10:31 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 video Schwartz: A southern partygoer and says to their neighbor(in a southern accent) "soooooo, where y'all from?" Schwartz: And the northerner looks back and says "well I am from a place where we have learned to not end our sentences in prepositions." Schwartz: And the southerner looks up for a second, thinks, and kinda nods and says(in heavy southern accent again) "aye, so where y'all from, JERK?" Schwartz: So that's the joke. The real point was to give you time for this(points to paper). Anyways- // Later Schwartz: And keeping with that joke, by the way, at some point talk to Duval about what "bless your heart" means.

mod note: the original version of this joke has words schwartz is presumably not allowed to say to his students

analysis, anal, duval, schwartz



Dec. 16, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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// Anal 1 Schwartz: A student was teaching me how to say French names. Schwartz: He told me to “open my mouth and don’t close it”



Nov. 19, 2021, 8:55 a.m.

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// Schwartz holds up a glass bowl Schwartz: Hey look, a surface //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause Schwartz: You guys are weird



Nov. 16, 2021, 9:37 a.m.

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Sudhish: 2x3 is 5 right? Sudhish: Oh no, this is going on Blairbash.