// Anal 1B video Kirk: So why the heck do we integrate? Kirk: ...Reason number 1: it makes you smart. Kirk: Reason number 2: it staves off Alzheimers. Kirk: Reason number 3: It's fun!
// Analysis 1B video Schwartz: I am ... Increasingly amused that Kirk did some awesome work with music intro/outro and his comment about reducing about how it feels awkward with the outro. Schwartz: It's great. Schwartz: Uh, I'm gonna lean in anyway and make the intro and outro nice and awkward. This will be great!
//Duval has entered the room to drop off her keys. Schwartz: What type of line has a constant x value? Duval: Uhhh... vertical? Schwartz: Round of applause! Class: *applause*
// Analysis 1 video Schwartz: A southern partygoer and says to their neighbor(in a southern accent) "soooooo, where y'all from?" Schwartz: And the northerner looks back and says "well I am from a place where we have learned to not end our sentences in prepositions." Schwartz: And the southerner looks up for a second, thinks, and kinda nods and says(in heavy southern accent again) "aye, so where y'all from, JERK?" Schwartz: So that's the joke. The real point was to give you time for this(points to paper). Anyways- // Later Schwartz: And keeping with that joke, by the way, at some point talk to Duval about what "bless your heart" means.
// Anal 1 Schwartz: A student was teaching me how to say French names. Schwartz: He told me to “open my mouth and don’t close it”
// Schwartz holds up a glass bowl Schwartz: Hey look, a surface //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause Schwartz: You guys are weird
Sudhish: 2x3 is 5 right? Sudhish: Oh no, this is going on Blairbash.
// 2 students discussing optimization during lunch in Schwartz, also talking about grades Student: Man I'm so sad that I got a B Schwartz: Suck it up! // Some time later Schwartz: You're doing fine!
// Analysis 1 class is being loud Rose: You guys need to chill, this is a class of like sixteen people, and I'm constantly screaming. I think I have a new catchphrase, "Shut up, Anson." // Later, Rose is erasing something from the whiteboard Ryan: You missed a spot Rose: Shut up, Anson. // Later, JoDey's table is being loud Anson: Shut up, Anson!
//After Peter said he's ready for anal Rose: It's kind of disturbing there are several magnet classes that are shortened to anal. Peter: Like Analysis of Algorithms? Rose: Is that the one that literally says "ANAL" on your transcript?