#10978

-113

Oct. 13, 2022, 3:26 p.m.

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Katie: They were playing baby shark, I swear! Solomon: Who, the CIA?

#10928

1414

Oct. 6, 2022, 12:34 p.m.

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Solomon: Does that speak volumes or surface areas?

#10890

1115

Sept. 28, 2022, 3:36 p.m.

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Kaluta: You don’t want to fail shop class! Solomon: This is shop class? Nicole: That sounds very capitalist.

#10889

1820

Sept. 28, 2022, 3:34 p.m.

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//pd 9 fot Solomon: Apoptosis, necrosis, lysis… does “sis” just mean “death”? Katie: All those words mean death because of their prefixes. Like, what about genesis? Solomon: But that’s related to death. Katie: How? Solomon: Because when you’re born, you have to die.

#10867

1212

Sept. 22, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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// Solomon’s poem about Mr. Kirk’s word problem Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank The poop permeated and god it stank Iris and Yoda crazy like the mad matter Filling the tank with fecal matter Iris and Yoda might seem cutie But they always do their duty Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank And the brown stuff slowly sank Cause Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank

#10845

1919

Sept. 20, 2022, 9:28 a.m.

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Kirk: So now the fungus on your leg is 280 pounds. But that’s great, because you’re walking around and getting a whole leg workout for prom. Nicole: Well, it’s only one of your legs. Solomon: That’s why leg day is singular.

#10828

2626

Sept. 16, 2022, 3:13 p.m.

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//p9 fot Nicole: What's the opposite of fan fiction? Solomon: Slander

#10827

1012

Sept. 16, 2022, 3:13 p.m.

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//p9 fot Solomon: German is my favorite superhero, he has all the powers of germs Nicole: That's just a pandemic

#10813

3539

Sept. 14, 2022, 12:44 p.m.

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//p9fot Armand: Communicate before you glue!! Nicole: That sounds like a euphemism Solomon: Consent is like glue! Katie: I hate when people turn random stuff into euphemisms Solomon: I euphemismed so hard...

#10789

88

Sept. 9, 2022, 4:05 p.m.

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// building bridges in tech Solomon: I’m gonna delete these pieces because I don’t think they do shit. // they did, in fact, do shit // https://youtube.com/shorts/JtnlbkM8EPE