#12022

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Aug. 30, 2023, 12:51 p.m.

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Glenn: Here is a general rule for my class: students should not put their feet or socks on me. Glenn: When my kids put their bare feet on me I'm fine with it, but when they put their sock feet on me... Glenn: *gagging noises*

#12015

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Aug. 28, 2023, 12:59 p.m.

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Glenn: Even Schafer with the grumpy old man affect is a teddy bear on the inside.

#12014

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Aug. 28, 2023, 12:19 p.m.

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// Talking about trip from Ecuador Glenn: This boy was following me and he asked me where I was from. Glenn: I said "the United States" and he was like "no, no you're not." Glenn: He said that I was from the ocean and that I was a mermaid.

#11831

55

May 11, 2023, 3:01 p.m.

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Glenn: what order are flies in? Dagm: cleopatra

#11595

57

Feb. 22, 2023, 2:55 p.m.

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Xan: How long can a walrus hold its breath underwater? Glenn: I don't know, ask the marine bio teacher.

#11503

99

Feb. 3, 2023, 2:25 p.m.

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Glenn: Does anyone have a PP? I need a PP!

#11354

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Dec. 22, 2022, 10:52 a.m.

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//P3 Bio. Glenn is giving a quiz the day before Winter Break. Glenn: "Question 7, this will be multiple choice. If a fire breaks out in the laboratory, you should... Pour water on the fire... Run around like a crazy person... Try to cut the flame with scissors... Tell the instructor... Pour butane on it... Circle around the fire, chanting..."

#11316

1515

Dec. 13, 2022, 2:03 p.m.

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Glenn: People-making didn't always make more people

#11008

1414

Oct. 19, 2022, 10:05 a.m.

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//P3 Sophomore Bio Glenn: "Alcohol, come back! I need you!"

#10781

88

Sept. 8, 2022, 2:49 p.m.

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Glenn: Do you know how many times I say "where the hell are your socks"?