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April 12, 2024, 2:46 p.m.

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Ostrander: There are a lot of things worse than a bag of bugs. Ostrander: A bag of feet. A bag of human feet. Sophie Y: But there are also a lot of things better than a bag of bugs! Ostrander: Sure, a bag of candy. Ostrander: Unless it's a bag of candy from a pedophile.

#13279

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April 9, 2024, 3:06 p.m.

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Glenn: *pulls up a picture of a flea* Glenn, in a French accent: I AM FRANCOIS AND I HAVE A MUSTACHE!!!

#13246

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April 2, 2024, 11:09 a.m.

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Andy: Why does this feel like a drug deal? Eric: It's a magnet kid drug deal

#13149

33

March 4, 2024, 3:06 p.m.

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Glenn: They're called the ocelli (oh-cell-ee) Rivkah, quietly to Katie: How would you say that in a comically Italian accent Katie, baffled: Say what, ocelli? That's not even Italian! Rivkah: Still though Katie: And why are you asking me?? Rivkah: You speak Italian Katie: I mean technically? I can order at a restaurant and ask for directions... Rivkah: So what would it be??? Katie: Idk, oh-CELL-ee? Rivkah: Ok but suppose you were Mario...

#13130

57

Feb. 27, 2024, 3 p.m.

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Alex Joseph: Why is DDT called the Brittney Spears of pesticides? Glenn: I don't know...maybe because it's toxic?

#13079

35

Feb. 15, 2024, 2:54 p.m.

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Uriel: Where's my woman singing in Italian?

#13055

66

Feb. 13, 2024, 3:05 p.m.

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Glenn: You can't say that these aren't beautiful. Stephen: I disagree! Glenn: Wrong! You're wrong! Glenn: I don't even know who I'm arguing with but you're wrong!

#13054

66

Feb. 13, 2024, 3:02 p.m.

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Glenn: I have a friend who is short and beautiful but also terrifying Glenn: She's like 4'10" but I would never cross her

#13021

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Feb. 9, 2024, 2:46 p.m.

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Glenn: What do insects like flies decompose in my yard? Student: A corpse! Glenn: Sure! No corpses in my yard though, I'm pretty sure. What else? Student: Poop and waste! Glenn: Yes! I'm not pooping in the yard, mind you!

#12969

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Feb. 2, 2024, 2:47 p.m.

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// Video on removing ticks Video: You don't want to twist, you don't want to jerk, you just want to pull steadily up.