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#2250
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⚐ ReportRose: What's the arc sine of negative one half? Student: Eleven pi over six. Rose: Oooo... who said that? What's the correct answer to the arc sine of negative one half? More Students: Eleven pi over six. Rose: Ugh! If you say eleven pi over six, I want to, like, kill myself. So wrong, unbelievable, it's totally unacceptable, and really really really really really bad, and wrong, totally wrong!!!
#2232
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⚐ Report(Freshman functions, Rose is trying to learn names) Rose: Let me get my Indians sorted out first.
#2229
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⚐ Report//starting a rant Rose: Do you see those monkeys over there hanging above my desk? Those are to remind us that we evolved from them, and are in some ways just as stupid as them. We did NOT evolve to do math. We evolved so that we can get food and chase girls around.
#2228
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⚐ ReportRose: That is the silver lining on the cake. Student: Umm... silver on cake? Rose: YES, I meant to say that.
#2216
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⚐ Report//Shirley writes 'lolololololololol' on one of the students' papers Student: Why did Shirley just do that? Other Student: HE DID IT FOR THE LULZ
#2183
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⚐ ReportRose: I have this 9th grader...do you know him? Alex Bourzutschky, he's hot shit //later Rose: I...mean he's SMART
#2093
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⚐ ReportRose: I taught physics in my funtions class today. Schafer: Did you screw it up?
#2092
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⚐ ReportRose: I don't like 9th period. I don't like 31 kids in a class... but I love all of you.
#2017
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⚐ ReportRose: The line is just pooping out little similar triangles. Like a rabbit. //explaining why slope is constant on a line