#1957

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May 27, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//talking about how he got his job in the magnet Rose: Basically, Walstein yelled at me in the loudest, most insulting tone, and I didn't cry, so I got the job. //later: Rose: Yeah, I've been secretly training my entire life for loud Jewish men to yell at me. (mutters) My entire childhood...

#1956

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May 26, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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*Rose asks question. Class stares blankly* Rose: Howard, say something! Howard: Well, you could split it into n rectangles- Rose: No, I didn't mean something smart.

#1945

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May 23, 2010, 2:21 p.m.

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// at prom TV Screen: Text a message to <phone number> to have it show up here TV Screen: more ke$ha plz TV Screen: play 'Everytime We touch' by cascada!1 TV Screen: Walstein + Rose <3 foreva

#1937

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May 19, 2010, 3:48 p.m.

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Rose: This is my second cousin.... she's a professional slut.

#1927

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May 15, 2010, 4:36 p.m.

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//Rose evaluates integral using Riemann sum (long way) and then using FTC 2 Rose: And hot damn, it's the same answer.

#1910

1616

May 11, 2010, 6:59 p.m.

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Pham: The moment you chill, you die.

#1908

77

May 10, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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When asking Rose about the math hw on gmail, me: Hey Mr. Rose   I have a question 52*48*7*3*4/3!2! is that the # of full houses in 52 cards... William: is this a HW problem?  me: yeah  William: or do you have a gambling addiction?

#1903

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May 10, 2010, 4:19 p.m.

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Ostrander: I have Fung Cao's ID here. //Contreras, Rose look blankly at him Ostrander: [rechecks] *Fang* Cao! There we go.

#1874

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May 4, 2010, 10:06 p.m.

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Juan Diego: "Bad Mr. Rose. You used the quotient rule." Mr. Rose: "Why is that bad?" Juan Diego: "Because you *never* use the quotient rule. This is the first time we've seen you use it." Mr. Rose: "Well, I guess I'm finally growing up."

#1873

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May 4, 2010, 6:27 p.m.

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Rose: Man, I am in a much better mood today now that it isn't so hot and stuffy. I was seriously thinking about wearing like 80% less clothes today. Class: Ewwwwww! Rose: No, I meant 80% less weight, not...surface area.