#1986

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June 9, 2010, 9:31 p.m.

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Rose: Just do what Biruk says. Don't talk! Just submit to whatever he wants to do with his stapler.

#1980

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June 5, 2010, 4:52 p.m.

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//Sean says some stupid thing Rose: Sean, you were made in a factory to piss off teachers.

#1966

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June 1, 2010, 10:52 p.m.

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Rose: Wait, stop being smart. First...*breathe* what does a shell look like? Mythili: Like a roll of toilet paper! Rose: Mythili, head always in the gutter. -Later- // Rose looks uup pictures of shells on a website. Rose [reading from website]: IF you think about, visually, a shell is like a...roll of toilet paper. Mythili: Booyah! Whose head is in the gutter now!

#1965

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June 1, 2010, 10:49 p.m.

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Rose: No one's going to want to marry you if you don't know Calculus. Mythili: You're not married, are you... Rose: My girlfriend and I...we'll get married very soon. Mythili: Keep telling yourself that.

#1964

99

June 1, 2010, 9:44 p.m.

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Rose: This is a classic calculus problem. Millions of kids across the world are doing this problem at this moment.

#1957

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May 27, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//talking about how he got his job in the magnet Rose: Basically, Walstein yelled at me in the loudest, most insulting tone, and I didn't cry, so I got the job. //later: Rose: Yeah, I've been secretly training my entire life for loud Jewish men to yell at me. (mutters) My entire childhood...

#1956

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May 26, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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*Rose asks question. Class stares blankly* Rose: Howard, say something! Howard: Well, you could split it into n rectangles- Rose: No, I didn't mean something smart.

#1945

4852

May 23, 2010, 2:21 p.m.

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// at prom TV Screen: Text a message to <phone number> to have it show up here TV Screen: more ke$ha plz TV Screen: play 'Everytime We touch' by cascada!1 TV Screen: Walstein + Rose <3 foreva

#1937

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May 19, 2010, 3:48 p.m.

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Rose: This is my second cousin.... she's a professional slut.

#1927

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May 15, 2010, 4:36 p.m.

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//Rose evaluates integral using Riemann sum (long way) and then using FTC 2 Rose: And hot damn, it's the same answer.