#1870

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May 3, 2010, 9:57 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Sooo here we call on the magic calculus wizard.... and who could that be hm hm hmm... well that only leaves me! I AM THE MAGIC CALCULUS WIZARD

#1841

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April 28, 2010, 6:12 p.m.

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(Functions is having a class, a student comes in while fxn students watch) Student: Hi, Mr. Rose, um...I spent a lot of time and got all of the hw done, but.. Rose: You left it at home? Student: Yeah. Can I please turn it in tomorrow? Rose: Yeah, but... man, I'm starving! *points to backpack* What've you got in there, a granola bar or something? Student: umm.... *takes out crackers* Rose: No. Student: *takes out banana* Rose: Hm, well you can open the banana? I mean, I don't want to take all of it... Student: um... *splits banana with Mr.Rose, then leaves* Functions Class: o_O

#1822

79

April 23, 2010, 2:50 p.m.

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Rose: "Don't bother me, I'm playing Sporcle."

#1819

26

April 22, 2010, 9:52 p.m.

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explaining transversals of parallel lines, Rose says "these are like gangs. They each divide it up into their own territories by these transversals. and if an angle or somebody tries to cross the gang dividing lines. They will-" Marcus yells "gets shot!" Mr rose replies, "no, get a formal letter of protest"

#1814

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April 22, 2010, 1:46 p.m.

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Rose: Penguins are mammals

#1811

1616

April 21, 2010, 2:21 p.m.

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//analysis 1a pd6 //Sylvia is whining about how she's too weak to rearrange desks because she's a girl Rose: Sylvia, all your whining just set back feminism 3 minutes.

#1799

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April 19, 2010, 6:48 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: So we call the shape with a little dent in it concave...because it has a little cave in it to hide from the dinosaurs. *class laughs* Mr. Rose: Convex on the otherhand has no cave in it to hide in, so yeah you get eaten by dinosaurs. *class laughs* Mr. Rose: Dinosaurs and humans were never alive at the same time...just to be clear.

#1770

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April 10, 2010, 5:04 p.m.

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Juan Diego: Wait, what is this method called? Assuming the opposite... Rose: Proof by contradiction. Juan Diego: Ummm, I'm sorry, but I don't understand... Rose: Reductio Ad Absurdum Juan Diego: Ohhhh...

#1769

88

April 10, 2010, 5:02 p.m.

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Andy Gilbert (to Rose): Your lack of enthusiasm for this problem *disgusts* me.

#1768

1515

April 10, 2010, 5:01 p.m.

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Rose: I was going to be early today except when I was walking out...I *stubbed* my toe. Class: LOL Rose: No, like I STUBBED my toe like no has ever stubbed their toes in the history of stubbing toes. -limps to board- Rose: In fact, I didn't even check it because it's probably just a bloody, gory mess down there. I need to get it amputated. -drops Calculus text by accident* Student: Watch out fr your toe. Rose: Don't worry, it's not there anymore.