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#11167
88
⚐ ReportStein(to Sudhish): This is good. Stein: This is one of the few times you have been respectful.
#11148
1014
⚐ Report*6th pd. polistat* Stein: Close your eyes....think of a compact district.... Stein: Who thought of a square? *hands go up* Stein: Who thought of a circle? *even more hands* Stein: anyone else think of something different? *nashan raises his hand* Stein: yes? Nashan: South America is pretty compact looking, don't you think? ?????????????
#11145
1515
⚐ ReportStein: My kids would bug me by eating all of the cereal. Stein: One of my kids, for the purpose of this story, let's call him Michael. Stein: And Michael would just eat the entire box of cereal. Stein: He also would put the box of cereal back, so I thought I could have cereal but there was no cereal. Jerry Song: No cereal? (in no bitches voice)
#11143
2020
⚐ ReportStein: There is a chance that this week will be the best week of your life. Diego: I have determined that chance to be statistically insignificant.
#11127
1517
⚐ Report// Stein, talking about how he grew a beard over the pandemic Victor: Did you preserve your beard, or did you donate it? Stein: What?
#11126
1414
⚐ ReportStein: One time when I was walking in silver spring a former student of mine came up to me. Stein: She said that she didn't remember anything from my class except no peeing on the xylophones.
#11125
1012
⚐ Report// Stein has a sore throat, is failing at saying "chaAaAaArt" Jerry Song: Sounds like a wheezing Charizard.
#11101
1010
⚐ ReportStein: Nobody ever listens to me. Stein: That has been the story of my life for several decades.