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#7216
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⚐ Report//Street walks in to AChem Pham: By the way, you know Miter Street is Asian, right? Students: ?? Pham: He married to Asian wife, and he have two kids who are half Asian half white. So it's 1/2 + 1/2, that's 1 total, so he Asian! Street: It's more like 1 + 3, or maybe 2+4. Brian plays the viola, he got into an Ivy league college, and he's married to an Asian girl. He's Asian. But my other son, he plays the saxophone and he plays... Lacrosse... and he's married to a white girl. He's white!
#7208
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⚐ Report//Anika makes a noise at the end of lunch Street:Are you ok? Debkanya: Yeah Street: No, I meant her. She sounds like a small animal caught in a trap
#7185
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⚐ Report//street types stuff into his computer //the computer beeps at him Street: Oh, shut up. *smacks screen*
#7171
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⚐ ReportStreet: Who here is from Takoma? //wave of raised hands Street: Who here is NOT from Takoma? //3 tentative raised hands Street: All right then. 3 outcasts! You won't understand me when I make Taliff jokes. *snickers*
#7170
33
⚐ Report//talking about inventor Street: ... and you want to turn all your flowers into dog faces... //random teacher enters Random teacher: Uh... okay, Mr. Dogface.
#7118
08
⚐ Report//Rne, giving Eric a hard time about science bowl again. Alan: Hey stop being mean to my friend bro Street: You have friends?
#7108
1010
⚐ ReportKaluta: We have some non-newtonian fluid to play with if you'd like Mr. Street. Street: Nah, I'm probably gonna go crush the souls of some freshman.
#7070
1818
⚐ Report/Max burns himself with a hot glue gun Max: Jesus F-king Christ1 Mr. Street: Not even god can save you now.
#7032
66
⚐ Report//a student walks into Street's room Street: Hey. It's nice to see you! Student: Nice to see you too, Mr. Street. Street: Thanks for lying. *pretends to be touched* Thanks for your emotional support.