Mr. Pham: Oxidizing asians reduce society.
Pham: How many of you drink NyQuil™? Class: What Pham: Just for fun!
//Street walks in to AChem Pham: By the way, you know Miter Street is Asian, right? Students: ?? Pham: He married to Asian wife, and he have two kids who are half Asian half white. So it's 1/2 + 1/2, that's 1 total, so he Asian! Street: It's more like 1 + 3, or maybe 2+4. Brian plays the viola, he got into an Ivy league college, and he's married to an Asian girl. He's Asian. But my other son, he plays the saxophone and he plays... Lacrosse... and he's married to a white girl. He's white!
//Achem, talking about why not to major in chemistry. Pham: I was alone in that room. Each person has a separate room to work in. I was so lonely, I buy guinea pigs, have them run in a wheel, and I talk to them!
// first day of AChem, 3:17 PM Pham: Hey! Before you guy all leave, let me take attendance.
//Talking about a guy he knows Pham: And now he drive a porch.
//Email from Pham around Spring Break Hi, I know you are tired for all these days without Mr. Pham. Anyway, I posted on Edline 2012 AP Chem practice. The answers are at the end of the test. DONOT look at the answers. After completing the test yourself, score it. Bring the test and sore to school on 04/21/14. If you do not have anything to do, I will post another one on 04/23/14. Mr. Pham