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#9274
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⚐ Report// 2 students discussing optimization during lunch in Schwartz, also talking about grades Student: Man I'm so sad that I got a B Schwartz: Suck it up! // Some time later Schwartz: You're doing fine!
#9258
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⚐ Report// Schwartz explaining Newton's method Schwartz: You have to HOPE HARDER! Schwartz: If you didn't get a root, you didn't hope hard enough!
#9204
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: You already did related rates. You just didn't know you were doing it, because I tricked you! Mwahahaha!
#9182
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⚐ Report// derivative notation Schwartz: Clearly, you all have strong opinions already! And if you don't, you will in ten seconds! // D_x(f)|_c Schwartz: And raise your hand if you like this one ... // no one raises hand Schwartz: Good, good! You shouldn't like that one. It's bad and it should feel bad.
#9181
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⚐ Report// discussing Law of Ones Schwartz: What do you do when none of 0, 1, -1, 2, -2 are roots of the polynomial? // students suggest things like Rational Root Theorem Schwartz: You cry! You cry before you try something like the Rational Root Theorem!
#9021
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⚐ ReportRose: What's your favorite class? Don't worry, I won't be offended. Student: Uhh... Mr. Kaluta's class Rose: Because of the class or because Mr. Kaluta's kinda wild? Student: ...Because we don't do much
#8976
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⚐ ReportRose: Next week when I've gotten my haircut, I'm gonna look so hot. You're not gonna believe it.