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#8861

28

Jan. 5, 2021, 10:03 a.m.

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Schafer: But -- *you* -- are not made of blobs of clay

#8839

55

Dec. 18, 2020, 10:16 a.m.

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Schafer: And I *hand-drew* it at the bottom so you could laugh at my drawing

#8830

55

Dec. 15, 2020, 10:41 a.m.

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Schafer: And if they had emojis, there would have been some sad faces Schafer: And some angry faces Schafer: And maybe some people crying Schafer: They found there *is no* ether

#8818

1010

Dec. 11, 2020, 11:26 a.m.

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Schafer: It's time for everyone's favorite topic Schafer: We'll blow stuff up

#8814

66

Dec. 11, 2020, 10:52 a.m.

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// demonstrating newton's cradle Schafer: And people say, "Can you do zero and zero?" Schafer: Yes I can -- look at it go Schafer: That's a dad joke

#8813

66

Dec. 11, 2020, 10:49 a.m.

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// showing a toy tiger, see #8636 Schafer: He looks a lot more plump Schafer: He doesn't look starving anymore Schafer: He had a good meal at Thanksgiving Schafer: He ate like, 14 turkeys

#8798

1313

Dec. 8, 2020, 10:01 a.m.

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Schafer: Oh no, I forgot my important joke

#8778

55

Dec. 1, 2020, 10:14 a.m.

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Schafer: When you look at my picture here, you can tell that I drew it all by myself, right? Schafer: It looks terrible.

#8765

37

Nov. 20, 2020, 11:14 a.m.

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Schafer: "Alright, [Student], stop paying attention to class, go to the wall, and start pushing on it for the rest of class."

#8764

911

Nov. 20, 2020, 11:12 a.m.

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Schafer: I went to one of the most reliable sources we have right now Schafer: Which is Wikipedia Schafer: And I copied-and-pasted it.