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#8814
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⚐ Report// demonstrating newton's cradle Schafer: And people say, "Can you do zero and zero?" Schafer: Yes I can -- look at it go Schafer: That's a dad joke
#8813
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⚐ Report// showing a toy tiger, see #8636 Schafer: He looks a lot more plump Schafer: He doesn't look starving anymore Schafer: He had a good meal at Thanksgiving Schafer: He ate like, 14 turkeys
#8778
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⚐ ReportSchafer: When you look at my picture here, you can tell that I drew it all by myself, right? Schafer: It looks terrible.
#8765
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⚐ ReportSchafer: "Alright, [Student], stop paying attention to class, go to the wall, and start pushing on it for the rest of class."
#8764
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⚐ ReportSchafer: I went to one of the most reliable sources we have right now Schafer: Which is Wikipedia Schafer: And I copied-and-pasted it.
#8745
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⚐ Report//Schafer talking about Hooke's Law and some crazy encrypted messages that Hooke sent in the 17th century Schafer: I guess this was just like the tiktok of the day, I guess.
#8740
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⚐ Report//talking about pen springs Schafer: "Oh, this is fun to play with. It's better than listening to my teacher."
#8739
810
⚐ ReportSchafer: If you like basketball and always wanted to dunk Schafer: Because let's be honest: none of us can actually dunk