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#8814

66

Dec. 11, 2020, 10:52 a.m.

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// demonstrating newton's cradle Schafer: And people say, "Can you do zero and zero?" Schafer: Yes I can -- look at it go Schafer: That's a dad joke

#8813

66

Dec. 11, 2020, 10:49 a.m.

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// showing a toy tiger, see #8636 Schafer: He looks a lot more plump Schafer: He doesn't look starving anymore Schafer: He had a good meal at Thanksgiving Schafer: He ate like, 14 turkeys

#8798

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Dec. 8, 2020, 10:01 a.m.

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Schafer: Oh no, I forgot my important joke

#8778

55

Dec. 1, 2020, 10:14 a.m.

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Schafer: When you look at my picture here, you can tell that I drew it all by myself, right? Schafer: It looks terrible.

#8765

37

Nov. 20, 2020, 11:14 a.m.

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Schafer: "Alright, [Student], stop paying attention to class, go to the wall, and start pushing on it for the rest of class."

#8764

911

Nov. 20, 2020, 11:12 a.m.

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Schafer: I went to one of the most reliable sources we have right now Schafer: Which is Wikipedia Schafer: And I copied-and-pasted it.

#8755

1717

Nov. 17, 2020, 11:04 a.m.

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Schafer: Can you see how excited I am? Schafer: This is my excited face.

#8745

1414

Nov. 13, 2020, 2:26 p.m.

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//Schafer talking about Hooke's Law and some crazy encrypted messages that Hooke sent in the 17th century Schafer: I guess this was just like the tiktok of the day, I guess.

#8740

1010

Nov. 13, 2020, 10:05 a.m.

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//talking about pen springs Schafer: "Oh, this is fun to play with. It's better than listening to my teacher."

#8739

810

Nov. 13, 2020, 10:04 a.m.

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Schafer: If you like basketball and always wanted to dunk Schafer: Because let's be honest: none of us can actually dunk