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Sept. 9, 2022, 7:04 p.m.

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// Someone mentions Isaac Newton Student 1: Ah, yes, the apple man. Student 2: Isn’t that Steve Jobs? Kirk: I bet I could convince a freshman that Steve Jobs invented calculus.



March 7, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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Kaluta: Newton dabbled in the occult, which was probably easier in the 1600s.



Nov. 13, 2020, 2:26 p.m.

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//Schafer talking about Hooke's Law and some crazy encrypted messages that Hooke sent in the 17th century Schafer: I guess this was just like the tiktok of the day, I guess.



Sept. 17, 2013, 5:44 p.m.

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//Discussing Newton's third law, how throwing stuff off a vehicle will get you moving Schafer: So you're in a college class, and the professor gives you some problem like this: "Say you take your girlfriend or your boyfriend for a boat ride in a pond. But, you lose your paddlers. How do you get back to land?" See, this question is just bad. Like, they want you to say something about taking off your clothes and throwing them out the boat, but you could just swim! In fact, you could probably wait a bit and eventually just drift back to shore. Billy Leete: Why don't you just throw your girlfriend out of the boat?