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#10767
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: I am not Canadian. // Later Schwartz: I was not able to fully pronounce the alphabet until I was 10.
#10761
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⚐ Report//Schwartz tangentially talking about abstract algebraic structures (group, ring, field, module, vector space, and more) Michael: What are the applications of those other things? Schwartz: I don't know! I'm a pure mathematician. Math is strong and independent and don't need no applications!
#10754
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⚐ Report// Announcement made on PA, addressed to 7th period teachers Schwartz(in a singsong voice): I don’t have a 7th. Schwartz: Hahaha success!
#10752
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Technically, on evenings or weekends, I need parent permission [to talk to a student over Zoom] -- Schwartz: but there's no way your parents are going to say "no" to you talking to your maths teacher to get help with your maths class.
#10731
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⚐ Report*Schwartz walks into Kaluta’s room, sits in his chair* Schwartz: This is such a comfortable chair! It’s such a shame you guys will never get to experience it!
#10726
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⚐ Report//Factoring Camp/summer maths, "I like coffee, but I don't like tea" //playing a game wherein Schwartz says he likes or doesn't like a thing according to a hidden rule, and not his true opinion Schwartz: Seems like we're getting to the "let's mess with Mr Schwartz" part of the game. Schwartz (shortly afterward, responding to student): I do like mass genocide.
#10718
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⚐ Report//Last day of the school year! Schwartz: School doesn't end until after school ends!