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#5397

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Feb. 20, 2015, 9:24 p.m.

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//Talking about jerk (3rd derivative of position) in analysis Rose: So I guess you could take fourth and fifth derivatives of position, but that's not really helpful. Maybe you'd want to know how fast you're..jerking... //class laughs Rose (realizing what he said): Oh, I went there. //more laughs

#5385

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Feb. 11, 2015, 7:21 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A, pd.9 Rose: Maya! What should we do now? Maya: Um...I don't know. Rose: Maya, your attitude is becoming a problem. I'm going to have to call your parents.Ben! Write "Call Maya's parents to talk about her bad attitude" on my list. How many times did I threaten to call your parents last semester, Maya? Maya: Two, I think. Rose: Well, I'm serious this time. //Maya has started laughing uncontrollably

#5369

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Jan. 29, 2015, 6:46 p.m.

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//A student brings an Amazon package into class and hands it to Mr. Rose. Class laughs. John: Did you order something on Amazon and get it ordered to the school? Rose: Yeah, cause I kind of live in the hood, and they, uh, they won't deliver it to my doorstop.

#5368

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Jan. 29, 2015, 6:42 p.m.

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//Rose's phone notification goes off for the third time in class. He walks over to his phone, glances at it, then hands it to Garret. Rose: Can you text back to them "Yes, in the bathroom is fine"?

#5364

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Jan. 23, 2015, 8:42 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A, talking about when the limit does not exist Rose: So even though "DNE" is the formal answer, you should put infinity or negative infinity, because it gives more information. It's like when you know that you left your sandwich in the glove compartment, but you tell someone that you left in on the glove compartment or the trunk. It's just not helpful.

#4807

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March 23, 2014, 8:31 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Logarithmic differentiation is basically like insects barfing.

rose started making videos b/c of all the snow days...

analysis, rose

#4407

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Jan. 27, 2013, 8:40 a.m.

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//To teach limits, Mr. Rose repeatedly plays a game where the class plays an angry crowd of skeptics and challenges him to come within epsilon of the limit. Rose: Okay, let's do this again. So you're gonna be the angry crowd, and I'm gonna be the hero. I'm gonna win. Isaac Jiffar: I feel like this game is rigged.

#4155

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May 30, 2012, 10:31 a.m.

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Rose: What is the length of the coast of Maryland? Jay: It is constantly changing, so any answer is meaningless.

#4137

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May 16, 2012, 1:57 p.m.

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Rory: Start trapping! Shaun D.: It's a trap! Allison C.: Shut your trap!

#3924

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Feb. 2, 2012, 4 p.m.

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//Discussing Analysis classes, and how they're abrieviated as ANAL: Kirkendall: How's that class going for you? I hear the teacher's a pain in the ass.