#7512

3232

May 29, 2018, 6:34 p.m.

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Schafer: So this comedian, Jay, walked around in the street and asked people questions. He told them to name a physics equation. About 80-90% said E=mc^2. Maybe 10% said F=ma. Then there were a few Steven Qu’s who said: “Well, Dirac’s equation is...”

#7322

2121

March 14, 2018, 2:53 p.m.

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// Discussing how batteries work Schafer: Pee in a jar, label it apple juice, set it aside.

#7270

1416

Feb. 25, 2018, 6:22 p.m.

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//Everest is trying to very quietly walk across Mr. Schafer's room //Something in his general vicinity makes a large crash, Everest looks startled and very slowly starts to back away Schafer: What did you even do? //Still backing away Everest: I have no idea. //Opens the door, sprints out of the room and down the hall

#7149

1616

Jan. 24, 2018, 8:35 p.m.

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Schafer: Who's in magnet PE? //a few students tentatively raise their hands Schafer: *cackles* Oh magnet PE is so fun to watch.

#7101

1010

Jan. 9, 2018, 10:25 p.m.

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//Physics, imagining the reaction of the man who discovers the first battery, a primitive apparatus consisting of urine, a pot, and metals Schafer: The guy could have said, "My pee is magical! I am king now!" At least that's what I would have said.

#7079

1618

Dec. 22, 2017, 9:47 a.m.

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Schafer: What's your name? Jeff: El jefe. Schafer: Ohh you're that kid. The one that all the magnet teachers are talking about! *cackles* Well, you'll have an interesting 4 years of high school.

#7051

1515

Dec. 17, 2017, 12:22 p.m.

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Schafer: Some are you are blessed with big, beautiful ears. *flaps his own ears* But some of you... *glares at Chad*

#7048

88

Dec. 15, 2017, 1:02 p.m.

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Schafer: You can't fall any more than the ball in front of you in free fall. Fall fall fall! Arthur: It's winter. Schafer: Well actually it's not officially winter until next week. So... FALL FALL FALL!!!

#7045

1111

Dec. 14, 2017, 5:18 p.m.

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Schafer: This is the coolest thing you'll see today. Chad: I don't believe you. Schafer: Oh yeah? Wanna make a bet? Chad: Uh, sure. Schafer: Here's how sure I am that I'll win. If you don't think it's cool, then you can have my job.

#7015

2727

Dec. 6, 2017, 6:38 p.m.

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//chad throws his water bottle into the recycling bin with good aim Class: Oooh! Schafer (snickering): Dude, that's the PAPER recycling bin. *rolls eyes*