#7939

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Feb. 13, 2019, 7:21 p.m.

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//AP Physics E&M test is tomorrow //Schafer is working on something Karen: Is that the test? Schafer: No, Karen. This is the study guide, which you clearly haven't started yet.

#7801

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Dec. 11, 2018, 10:56 a.m.

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//In the middle of MathPhys Schafer: (to Schwartz) Why are you calling me? Schwartz: I was trying to close my apps, and I accidentally swiped something... Schafer: He swiped right on me.

#7779

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Dec. 2, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

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// Physics class *Mr. Schafer is conducting a demo on energy and work; he builds a rollercoaster and drops a ball off the top* Mr. Schafer: Do you see how there is a sound whenever the ball is in contact with the loop? Class: Yes. Mr. Schafer: *Catches ball* Sam: Wow, nice catch. Mr. Schafer: *Repeats experiment three times* Sam: OK, now he's just showing off. Mr. Schafer: I'm sorry you can't catch.

#7512

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May 29, 2018, 6:34 p.m.

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Schafer: So this comedian, Jay, walked around in the street and asked people questions. He told them to name a physics equation. About 80-90% said E=mc^2. Maybe 10% said F=ma. Then there were a few Steven Qu’s who said: “Well, Dirac’s equation is...”

#7322

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March 14, 2018, 2:53 p.m.

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// Discussing how batteries work Schafer: Pee in a jar, label it apple juice, set it aside.

#7270

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Feb. 25, 2018, 6:22 p.m.

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//Everest is trying to very quietly walk across Mr. Schafer's room //Something in his general vicinity makes a large crash, Everest looks startled and very slowly starts to back away Schafer: What did you even do? //Still backing away Everest: I have no idea. //Opens the door, sprints out of the room and down the hall

#7149

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Jan. 24, 2018, 8:35 p.m.

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Schafer: Who's in magnet PE? //a few students tentatively raise their hands Schafer: *cackles* Oh magnet PE is so fun to watch.

#7101

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Jan. 9, 2018, 10:25 p.m.

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//Physics, imagining the reaction of the man who discovers the first battery, a primitive apparatus consisting of urine, a pot, and metals Schafer: The guy could have said, "My pee is magical! I am king now!" At least that's what I would have said.

#7079

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Dec. 22, 2017, 9:47 a.m.

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Schafer: What's your name? Jeff: El jefe. Schafer: Ohh you're that kid. The one that all the magnet teachers are talking about! *cackles* Well, you'll have an interesting 4 years of high school.

#7051

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Dec. 17, 2017, 12:22 p.m.

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Schafer: Some are you are blessed with big, beautiful ears. *flaps his own ears* But some of you... *glares at Chad*