#12098

55

Sept. 11, 2023, 5:30 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, september 11 "Now, I am an intellectual, so I have a copy of the complete works of Plato." "At first, I thought I just didn't understand the theory of Forms. Later, I realised that no one gets it. Plato doesn't get it." "If we had infinite time and resources, I could have you answer all the questions, but that would be too much." "Imagine you're with your 50 friends, and you're in a cult. This is great." "Okay, yeah, you guys know too much." "This is really important, so I want you to feel it, emotionally. They found out that the square root of two is irrational." "This was back from the days when Twitter was fun and good. Now it's miserable."

#12097

88

Sept. 11, 2023, 2:14 p.m.

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rose: anything for you karen cao! karen (dressed as ken): thanks barbie!

#12096

66

Sept. 11, 2023, 2:11 p.m.

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rose: la la la la lalalalalala

#12073

66

Sept. 7, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: You can look at a campfire for hours, and it's really interesting.

#12072

35

Sept. 7, 2023, 2:49 p.m.

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Rose: Blank desk syndrome is a disease we need to grow out of

#12065

79

Sept. 6, 2023, 8:29 p.m.

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// Rose bought a pantograph, instructions are in Chinese Rose: Nacho, do you know Chinese? Nacho: I'm Korean, but I can do the John Cena bing chilling.

#12062

48

Sept. 6, 2023, 3:22 p.m.

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Rose: It's Saanvi right? Saanvi: *doesn't respond* Rose: wait no it's not. Rose: What's your name Saanvi: Saanvi *class laughs*

#12054

99

Sept. 5, 2023, 5:10 p.m.

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Rose: I'm getting everything I want today. This never happens. Rose: Should I keep asking for things, or should I quit while I'm ahead?

#12036

1313

Sept. 1, 2023, 8:06 a.m.

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Stein: If you want to be a teacher... *Class murmurs "you gotta take attendance"* Stein: So I said that in Mr. Rose's class and the class said "so I guess Mr. Rose isn't a teacher."

#12032

88

Aug. 31, 2023, 4:10 p.m.

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Rose: "If you wash the dishes, I'll give you a cookie." This is what a parent might say -- I'm a parent. Rose, later: This is a good way of parenting -- bribery. Rose, later: What if he doesn't wash the dishes, but I give him a cookie anyway? This is 21st-century parenting.