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#12204

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Sept. 26, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: sorry rectangle, some bad things are going to happen because we are going to feed you into the killer

#12194

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Sept. 22, 2023, 11:05 a.m.

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//Mr. Rose is solving an equation in geometry class Rose, sing-songy: Algebra 1, life is fun! Stephen: That’s a good song Mr. Rose Rose: That is a good song //Rose continues solving Olivia: You know, since— Rose: No, I knew you were going to say something! //continues solving Rose: Wait, what were you going to say? Olivia: Since it’s linear, you know it has a unique solution, so you can stop there. Rose: No, I don’t want to prove a solution exists, I want to actually solve it. Not because we’re going to use it or anything, but because… wait why am I doing this?

#12189

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Sept. 22, 2023, 7:49 a.m.

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Stein: What happened to the one of the phone bins? Stein: I blame Mr. Rose. Stein: Mr. Rose says they get in the way of the math.

#12187

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Sept. 21, 2023, 4:37 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, september 21 "But I am not an 8th-grade Geometry teacher. I am Euclid." "This is why I don't let juniors take this class. Things get crazy. We're going to the Absurd World." "Now, Fitch-style proofs to the rescue!" "Fitch-style proofs aren't just for this class. You can do them for the rest of your life." "This is a proof-by-cases, inside a proof-by-contradiction, inside a conditional proof. There's no reason to be scared. This is just what's going on." "Angela saved me there. I'll remember that forever." "His name is Viktor Blasjo. I love him. He and I are Twitter friends." "[Ancient Greece] was like unending argument at a school board meeting."

#12184

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Sept. 21, 2023, 3:18 p.m.

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Rose: it takes our happy little triangle and smushes it Rose: let's call it the killer matrix

#12183

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Sept. 21, 2023, 3:14 p.m.

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Rose: Jimmy, also known as Jamie, also known as James Jamie: *in a breathy voice* I am known by many names. Rose: you never fail to disappoint.

#12182

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Sept. 21, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Rose: ruh-ref yourself into doing it on a pencil and paper

#12161

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Sept. 19, 2023, 6:39 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, september 19 "'Do not touch your students.' 'Do not drink with your students.'" "Cross-Country is the closest sport we have at Blair to soccer for four-year-olds." "You'll just have to surrender to Fitch-style proofs." "Yes, you have to do this, just because I said so, sorry, not sorry." "Just a few days ago, or a few weeks ago, when we were all mere children ..." "You all will need to be savants of propositional logic -- which is actually not that hard."

#12159

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Sept. 19, 2023, 2:41 p.m.

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Rose: the Jessica monster is to be feared

#12141

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Sept. 16, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Rose: that's not a trapezoid, unless you're depraved

it was like a trapezoid, but self-intersecting

rose, geometry