#7048

88

Dec. 15, 2017, 1:02 p.m.

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Schafer: You can't fall any more than the ball in front of you in free fall. Fall fall fall! Arthur: It's winter. Schafer: Well actually it's not officially winter until next week. So... FALL FALL FALL!!!

#7045

1111

Dec. 14, 2017, 5:18 p.m.

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Schafer: This is the coolest thing you'll see today. Chad: I don't believe you. Schafer: Oh yeah? Wanna make a bet? Chad: Uh, sure. Schafer: Here's how sure I am that I'll win. If you don't think it's cool, then you can have my job.

#7015

2727

Dec. 6, 2017, 6:38 p.m.

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//chad throws his water bottle into the recycling bin with good aim Class: Oooh! Schafer (snickering): Dude, that's the PAPER recycling bin. *rolls eyes*

#7014

1313

Dec. 6, 2017, 6:37 p.m.

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//Schafer is explaining Physics of Music Day Schafer: So if you're not musically inclined like SOME people... *gesticulates wildly at Chad*

#6988

1212

Nov. 29, 2017, 10:58 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Schafer, can you help me on this problem? Schafer: Nah, wait until I eat a dumpling first. Student: But -- Schafer: My snacks come before you!

#6948

77

Nov. 17, 2017, 4:46 p.m.

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Schafer: My kids are very, very good at bringing germs home from daycare. And they're even better at sharing them.

#6930

1818

Nov. 14, 2017, 6:31 p.m.

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//talking about how energy = pain Schafer: Do you play a musical instrument? Student: Yeah. Schafer: With your right hand or left hand? Student: Uh, right hand. Schafer (smiles): Great! Put your right hand there. Next to the bowling ball. //student complies very very nervously

#6908

2525

Nov. 8, 2017, 6:57 p.m.

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Schafer: So there is a bad word very similar to "centripetal" that we will never use in this class. Chad: Centrifugal! Schafer: And now we know that Chad will fall into every trap I lay for him.

#6881

1523

Oct. 31, 2017, 5:50 p.m.

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Michio: I am infinitely attractive Schafer: ...Uh...I don't even know where to start saying no //proceeds to explain, using physics, that Michio has next to 0 attractiveness

#6880

6161

Oct. 31, 2017, 5:32 p.m.

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//Schafer's holding Block C a few minutes after the bell Student: We're going to be late! Schafer: It's going to take you 10 seconds to walk down the hall, and Street doesn't want to see you anyway.