#6988

1212

Nov. 29, 2017, 10:58 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Schafer, can you help me on this problem? Schafer: Nah, wait until I eat a dumpling first. Student: But -- Schafer: My snacks come before you!

#6948

77

Nov. 17, 2017, 4:46 p.m.

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Schafer: My kids are very, very good at bringing germs home from daycare. And they're even better at sharing them.

#6930

1818

Nov. 14, 2017, 6:31 p.m.

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//talking about how energy = pain Schafer: Do you play a musical instrument? Student: Yeah. Schafer: With your right hand or left hand? Student: Uh, right hand. Schafer (smiles): Great! Put your right hand there. Next to the bowling ball. //student complies very very nervously

#6908

2525

Nov. 8, 2017, 6:57 p.m.

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Schafer: So there is a bad word very similar to "centripetal" that we will never use in this class. Chad: Centrifugal! Schafer: And now we know that Chad will fall into every trap I lay for him.

#6881

1523

Oct. 31, 2017, 5:50 p.m.

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Michio: I am infinitely attractive Schafer: ...Uh...I don't even know where to start saying no //proceeds to explain, using physics, that Michio has next to 0 attractiveness

#6880

5555

Oct. 31, 2017, 5:32 p.m.

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//Schafer's holding Block C a few minutes after the bell Student: We're going to be late! Schafer: It's going to take you 10 seconds to walk down the hall, and Street doesn't want to see you anyway.

#6877

2626

Oct. 31, 2017, 5:15 p.m.

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Schafer: Air resistance and gravity. That's all we care about today. //Hammond walks in Hammond: That's IT? That's all you care about?! (waits for compliment) Schafer: Yeah, well we certainly don't care about you!

#6872

77

Oct. 30, 2017, 2:09 p.m.

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//Talking about gravitational pull Schafer: So if Alan and Shariar are one meter apart, the gravitational pull would be- //Alan scoots closer to Shariar //Shariar sits awkwardly Schafer: Or... half a meter. That works too. And since we're already awkward, lets get more awkward. Let's say each of you are 100 kg. Which I know is not true, because you'd be over 200 lbs. Are you accelerating towards each other? Class: Uh... Schafer: Yes! But the gravitational pull is so little you cannot see it. Student: Could Shariar be accelerating away? Scafer: Well, there are both attractive and repulsive forces... Class: Ooh...

#6871

2222

Oct. 30, 2017, 1:57 p.m.

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Schafer: When you get a vicious cycle in life, what do you do? Students: ...? Schafer: Calculus!

#6865

5050

Oct. 27, 2017, 11:32 p.m.

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/Demonstrating forces using a student in a scale Schafer: Now, as I pull up on him, [grabs Aaron by the arms and pulls up] you will notice that the weight on the scale decreases. Aaron: Lose twenty pounds with this quick, easy trick.