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#2295
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⚐ ReportKaluta: So back when I was a kid, I found some of this stuff, and I sniffed and went "UGH!" Turns out it was hydrochloric acid. Templin: Yeah, and you also played with mercury.
#2241
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⚐ ReportKaluta: I need to find this picture... so anyways, when I was a kid, I would peel paint off the wall and eat it. It was lead paint, which is bad bad bad! And that's why I'm not as smart as Mr. Templin. Templin: That's right. You're not as smart as Mr. Templin.
#2233
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⚐ Report// Students all speaking with Pham accents Student: Mr. Kaluta, help me, there's Pham everywhere! Mr. Kaluta (Pham accent): That too bad.
#2220
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⚐ ReportReligion talk in Block D Student: Do you know what agnostic means? Mr. Kaluta: I'm not sure.
#2207
2020
⚐ Report//Shirley is carrying two blowtorches through the hall Kaluta: No. Shirley: It's for Pham! Kaluta: No!
#2116
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⚐ ReportKaluta: Let me tell you how to understand thread notes: you're gonna find the wrong screw, and the wrong nut, and it's gonna be wrong.
#2114
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⚐ Report//Talking about the torch on the statue of liberty Kaluta: And it was made by a French guy named...? Vikash: Croissant!
#2103
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⚐ ReportKaluta: Theoretically, one horse could not dry your hair in the same amount of time.
#1680
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⚐ ReportKaluta: "If you ask nicely, I'll show you how to do it." Scott: "Tell us or I'll hurt you!"
#1378
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⚐ Report//during the ethics discussion Kaluta: I forgot to give donuts to my fifth period. Should I tell them?...nah!