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#2295

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Oct. 6, 2010, 12:53 p.m.

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Kaluta: So back when I was a kid, I found some of this stuff, and I sniffed and went "UGH!"  Turns out it was hydrochloric acid. Templin: Yeah, and you also played with mercury.

#2241

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Oct. 1, 2010, 4:31 p.m.

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Kaluta: I need to find this picture... so anyways, when I was a kid, I would peel paint off the wall and eat it.  It was lead paint, which is bad bad bad!  And that's why I'm not as smart as Mr. Templin. Templin: That's right.  You're not as smart as Mr. Templin.

#2233

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Sept. 29, 2010, 10:16 p.m.

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// Students all speaking with Pham accents Student: Mr. Kaluta, help me, there's Pham everywhere! Mr. Kaluta (Pham accent): That too bad.

#2220

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Sept. 28, 2010, 7:52 p.m.

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Religion talk in Block D Student: Do you know what agnostic means? Mr. Kaluta: I'm not sure.

#2207

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Sept. 27, 2010, 4:40 p.m.

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//Shirley is carrying two blowtorches through the hall Kaluta: No. Shirley: It's for Pham! Kaluta: No!

#2116

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Sept. 15, 2010, 10:34 p.m.

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Kaluta: Let me tell you how to understand thread notes: you're gonna find the wrong screw, and the wrong nut, and it's gonna be wrong.

#2114

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Sept. 15, 2010, 10:31 p.m.

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//Talking about the torch on the statue of liberty Kaluta: And it was made by a French guy named...? Vikash: Croissant!

#2103

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Sept. 15, 2010, 6:12 p.m.

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Kaluta: Theoretically, one horse could not dry your hair in the same amount of time.

#1680

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March 17, 2010, 9:11 p.m.

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Kaluta: "If you ask nicely, I'll show you how to do it." Scott: "Tell us or I'll hurt you!"

#1378

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Jan. 20, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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//during the ethics discussion Kaluta: I forgot to give donuts to my fifth period. Should I tell them?...nah!