Schwartz: Problem solved by being wrong!
//after deriving that a particular sketchy integral equals 0 Schwartz: Celebrate, all you people -- all of you, except one -- who said this should be zero! Class: Yay! Schwartz: Stop celebrating, because you're wrong. Class: Oh no
//Discussing Spanish teachers Richard: Galloway is the best! She taught us how to say horny!
//Analysis 1B Pd 1 Student 1 (To Stein): No... that's wrong, two negatives make a positive. Student 2: And two wrongs make a right! Student 3: And two rights make an airplane!
Kaluta: Let me tell you how to understand thread notes: you're gonna find the wrong screw, and the wrong nut, and it's gonna be wrong.