#4831

822

April 4, 2014, 8:42 p.m.

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// Freshman Chem, Pham is discussing quantum states and electron configurations Pham: Okay guy, I going to demonstrate the s, p, d, and f electron orbitals with wooden model. // Pham takes out the s, p, and f models, the d model is missing // With a serious face Pham: Hey! Someone took the D!

#4813

713

March 26, 2014, 5:45 p.m.

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//Block A freshman chem Student: I didn't know we had a test today! Pham: What I say over and over? We hab test at end of every wihck [week]! //Later in the period; about half an hour left Student: Are we still having the test? Pham: No. We need to do lab.

#4812

57

March 26, 2014, 5:37 p.m.

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//Block A freshman chem //Mateo looks a bit like Jay Leno Pham (to class): You supposed to have done 8 lab by now! How many you do? One! Mateo: Yeah! High five? (air high five to Pham) Pham: No Jay, that bad. Maybe I'm gonna drop you grade to B! Mateo: That's not nice, Mr. Pham. Pham: Who say I'm nice?

#4801

1414

March 20, 2014, 3:53 p.m.

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//Pham explains why lab notebooks are important Pham: So you guy know that guy move to New York? Michelle: Gautham? Pham: Yeah, him! So his school, they send mail asking how many hours lab experience he have. You know what I do? Get lab notebook, look through, send reply saying 1600 hours. //Class erupts Pham: Guy, guy, guy, guy. You think they believe me? I mail them notebooks too.

#4796

1313

March 14, 2014, 5:10 a.m.

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//in Bio, coloring a picture of transcription and translation Pham: Why you guy coloring? You guy should be painting! Duval: Painting what? Pham: Your face! Duval: With what? Pham: (points at student) Lipstick! Duval: She doesn't need lipstick. You're just trying to sell your cosmetics.

#4793

1115

March 12, 2014, 7:38 p.m.

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//Pham in Block B Freshman Chemistry, lecturing about students' futures Pham: What is American dream? American dream is driving Mercedes in the morning, BMW in afternoon and Ferrari in evening. Why? Mercedes in the morning to meet with clients, BMW for lunch, and Ferarri at night to pick up girls!

#4791

-111

March 5, 2014, 11:49 a.m.

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//Pham walks into R/E Street: So students, in what order will we test our trebuchets? Pham: Random! Street: So you want to do them randomly. Pham squeals with joy: Yes! //And we did them randomly.

#4789

35

Feb. 27, 2014, 12:26 p.m.

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// Pham giving out SRP room numbers Pham: You weren't there the day you sign up for Room number? Pham: 316, 373, 327, meeny miney more

#4784

2424

Feb. 24, 2014, 6:12 p.m.

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//Block B Chem, Avikar and Hannah (seniors) sitting in the back Pham: The senior, they have to do poster and presentation. You do poster already, right guy? Hannah: Yup. Avikar: well, not yet. Pham: You such a bum! I know him, he going to do it Tuesday night. Avikar: Why would I do it Tuesday night if it's due Thursday?

#4783

88

Feb. 24, 2014, 11:47 a.m.

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Pham: Does your wife cook? Demma: Not much, I cook most of the food. Pham: I don't cook... I am the man.