#11658

79

March 9, 2023, 1:28 p.m.

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// Anderson pretends to be a college professor for a class Anderson: You as college freshman are the most ironic of all. // Later Jerry Song: That was such a banger that I actually took notes. He needs to do this more. Jerry: Based English teacher moments.

#11631

33

March 2, 2023, 5:12 p.m.

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Anderson: "Lowbrow" is ... well, for lack of a better term, reality television.

#11616

79

Feb. 28, 2023, 1:33 p.m.

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Anderson: *walks towards the back of the room* Jerry Song: *switches off of chess.com, starts furiously typing gibberish*

#11597

1012

Feb. 22, 2023, 2:58 p.m.

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Anderson: There's no milk in space. Raun: There's the Milky Way! Anderson: If anyone doesn't know this, I'm sorry to ruin it for you: Anderson: ... the Milky Way isn't actually made of milk. Isaiah: Inconcievable! Sean: Heretic!

#11591

-11

Feb. 17, 2023, 4:31 p.m.

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Anderson: You'll see some handwriting, which I would criticise as sloppy, but, honestly, it's better than mine.

#11590

1111

Feb. 17, 2023, 4:31 p.m.

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//reads dramatic description of Gatsby's smile from The Great Gatsby Anderson: If you find someone with a smile like that, lock them up. Anderson: Not in that sense. I mean the other sense. *gestures at wedding ring*

#11577

1616

Feb. 15, 2023, 3:26 p.m.

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Chikara: Apocalypse Now is known for the scene where he goes “Wow, there’s really an apocalypse now.”

#11558

1818

Feb. 10, 2023, 4:02 p.m.

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Anderson: I went to a high school called Bronx Science. It was a magnet school. Anderson: You can see how it instilled in me a great love of science.

#11557

1212

Feb. 10, 2023, 4 p.m.

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Anderson: If this class was, instead of AP Language and Composition, AP Weightlifting, I might assign you to do 50 reps of whatever with these dumbbells. Anderson: And I would check if you've done your homework. You'd tell me that your muscles are tired, because that's what happens when you do 50 reps. //later Anderson: A lot of you are smart enough to get away with not doing the reading. Anderson: But at the end of AP Weightlifting, you see a difference between those who do the homework and those who don't.

#11556

1616

Feb. 10, 2023, 3:58 p.m.

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Anderson: Ask me who my favourite basketball player is. Student: Who's your favourite basketball player? Anderson: My favourite basketball player is Keith Anderson. Because when I watch Keith Anderson play, I laugh the whole time, because he is terrible.