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⚐ Report*David Katz laughing manaically from the other room* Glenn: Was that just David? // Later, David comes into ento Glenn: David, you were laughing manaically, as if you were trying to take over the world. *David laughs again in his typical manner*
#13151
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⚐ Report// Glenn is talking about her mom's DNA test Glenn: She has 2% Neanderthal DNA, which is kind of high Glenn: And a characteristic of people with higher Neanderthal DNA it said was hoarding Glenn: She is a hoarder so that was accurate. Glenn: So now every time she said "Oh I can't throw this away" Glenn: I'm like Pff..... Neanderthal
#13149
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⚐ ReportGlenn: They're called the ocelli (oh-cell-ee) Rivkah, quietly to Katie: How would you say that in a comically Italian accent Katie, baffled: Say what, ocelli? That's not even Italian! Rivkah: Still though Katie: And why are you asking me?? Rivkah: You speak Italian Katie: I mean technically? I can order at a restaurant and ask for directions... Rivkah: So what would it be??? Katie: Idk, oh-CELL-ee? Rivkah: Ok but suppose you were Mario...
#13144
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⚐ ReportGlenn: I haven't seen anything yet, so I assume it's school appropriate. Chikara: Well there haven't been any women in it so I assume it is.
#13143
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Jan van Kessel, who is this guy? Student: I did research on his stepdaughter! Student: She started a virgin drawing club.
#13142
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⚐ ReportGlenn: How do you guys spell this sound? *Glenn makes huge inhaling/sighing sound* Student: I think it's "hhhhhhhhhh"
#13139
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⚐ ReportGlenn: The south gets a bad rep for having a lot of hillbillies, but not everyone is a hillbilly Glenn: I mean there are hillbillies, but so does maryland too
#13136
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Watching people do dissections is really cool. Glenn: Some people are really meticulous and organized while others are like "rip the head off! let's see the entrails!"
#13132
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⚐ ReportGlenn: When I was having dinner with 10 people in Ecuador, I saw a grasshopper roughly this size [6 inches or so] Glenn: This is why my friends dad calls me "gringa loca" Glenn: Because when the grasshopper flew into the middle of the table, 9 people ran away screaming Glenn: I walked closer and caught it in my hands.
#13130
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⚐ ReportAlex Joseph: Why is DDT called the Brittney Spears of pesticides? Glenn: I don't know...maybe because it's toxic?