#12631

88

Dec. 1, 2023, 8:24 p.m.

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// Stein is talking about his pipe dream of writing a murder mystery novel Stein: My retirement advisor had me list out all my sources of income and I put "Netflix stipend" as one of them. Stein: He asked me what that was and I explained that I thought my novel was gonna be so successful that Netflix would turn it into a show. Stein: And he was like, "yeah, maybe leave that off the list for now"

#12601

66

Nov. 29, 2023, 8:15 a.m.

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Stein: Is Evan sleeping over there? Evan Wang: No. *Evan immediately puts his head back on his desk to sleep*

#12577

66

Nov. 27, 2023, 10:55 a.m.

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Stein: No I don't want to help you! I hate you, Texas Instruments!

#12575

55

Nov. 27, 2023, 9:59 a.m.

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Stein: I'm going to fail at rejecting that ho.

#12573

810

Nov. 27, 2023, 8:20 a.m.

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Stein: I don't think Idaho is a real state.

#12537

44

Nov. 16, 2023, 1:02 p.m.

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Stein: I feel like in math class we don’t focus enough on what’s going on around us. We just talk about *gestures at board* the triangle inequality.

#12533

66

Nov. 16, 2023, 10:19 a.m.

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Stein: I used to think that the black belt in Alabama was because it had a high African-American population. Stein: It's actually just because the soil is black and high quality. Leila: Which is why there is a high proportion of African-Americans.

#12531

1010

Nov. 16, 2023, 8:13 a.m.

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// Student is presenting on Alabama; Stein starts mumbling Sweet Home Alabama Diego: I didn't take you for a Lynyrd Skynyrd fan, Mr. Stein Stein: I'm not a Lynyrd Skynyrd fan

#12494

33

Nov. 10, 2023, 9:07 a.m.

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Stein: Fitch style proofs are quite satisfying once you get to the end, I must admit.

#12456

99

Nov. 6, 2023, 8:37 a.m.

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Stein: I saw a group of girls sitting outside and I told them to go back to class. Stein: One of them said "ew, why? It's boring."