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Feb. 1, 2024, 11:16 a.m.

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// Rivkah is asserting that she has never done anything weird in her life Leila: I've seen you eat a pencil before Rivkah: That's not weird, that's a mental illness Katz: So mental illness aren't weird?



Dec. 9, 2023, 12:51 p.m.

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*Mandy, Leila and Katie transcribing the vocals of a song as notes to practice* Katie, on guitar: Try an F for that Leila, on flute: *plays an F* Mandy: That's too high, try an E Leila: *plays an E* Katie: Too flat, it's E# Leila and Mandy, confused: So F Katie: No not F, E# *plays a heavily bent E, it's exactly the right pitch* Mandy: That's an E but 25 cents sharp! Leila: *staring in confusion* Me: Exactly, an E#!



Dec. 4, 2023, 3:15 p.m.

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Rivkah: Are you fully or half Hispanic Katie: Half, my dad Rivkah: *gesturing to Leila* between the three of us we have one Hispanic.



Dec. 4, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Katie: Paprika isn't spicy what are you talking about! Rivkah: Well that's because you're a different... Wait Katie: Finish that sentence Rivkah: ... Katie: I dare you Leila: Are you deciding on whether or not you're Hispanic enough to- Rivkah: Yeah...



Nov. 16, 2023, 10:19 a.m.

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Stein: I used to think that the black belt in Alabama was because it had a high African-American population. Stein: It's actually just because the soil is black and high quality. Leila: Which is why there is a high proportion of African-Americans.



March 22, 2022, 2:02 p.m.

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// DNA replication Duval: What are these little ovaly things? Leila: Circles!



Jan. 19, 2022, 2:40 p.m.

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// Cell transport skit preparation Leila: You've never heard of West Side Story? Diego: Of course I haven't, plays are for losers! Duval: I feel so hurt! When I was in high school, I played Anita. Diego: What's Anita?