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⚐ ReportJerry Song: It’s a joke man! Jerry: You guys don’t know what a joke is, despite being one!
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Your mom has gray hairs! 2,517, to be exact. Jerry Song: I know because I've counted them all myself.
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⚐ ReportAndy: The only part of the sunflower seed that’s salted and seasoned is the shell. Jerry Song: Shells? I love shells! They’re my favorite part of the sunflower seed! Jerry: I’m joking, I don’t actually eat sunflower seeds. Michael Wang: Yeah, cuz you only eat the shells.
#10402
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⚐ ReportJerry: How much time do we get? Duval: Why do you want to know? Jerry: Oh, no particular reason. Duval: No particular answer, then.
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⚐ ReportJohnny: Is it 9 and a half weeks or 9 and a half months for pregnancy? Jerry Song: Johnny I just don't think you've ever been pregnant before.
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⚐ Report// Reading political posters Jerry Song: Every child is a wanted child. Jerry: Dead or alive, $500!
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⚐ Report// Playing Mars rover video, video text says “8.5 months later” Andy(whispering): That also applies to a pregnancy. Jerry Song: A what? Andy: A pregnancy. Jerry: An abortion?