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#10510

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April 28, 2022, 10:09 a.m.

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Jerry Song: It’s a joke man! Jerry: You guys don’t know what a joke is, despite being one!

#10500

610

April 27, 2022, 12:40 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Your mom has gray hairs! 2,517, to be exact. Jerry Song: I know because I've counted them all myself.

#10491

1313

April 26, 2022, 11:09 a.m.

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Andy: The only part of the sunflower seed that’s salted and seasoned is the shell. Jerry Song: Shells? I love shells! They’re my favorite part of the sunflower seed! Jerry: I’m joking, I don’t actually eat sunflower seeds. Michael Wang: Yeah, cuz you only eat the shells.

#10405

48

April 4, 2022, 2:10 p.m.

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Julia: How did Jerry turn into Jerky?

#10402

2020

April 4, 2022, 1:40 p.m.

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Jerry: How much time do we get? Duval: Why do you want to know? Jerry: Oh, no particular reason. Duval: No particular answer, then.

#10387

68

April 1, 2022, 7:44 a.m.

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Jerry Song: I know what normal aids are, but what are hearing aids?

#10365

911

March 29, 2022, 12:46 p.m.

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Jerry Song: You may have a skill issue, but I have the entire magazine!

#10358

2222

March 28, 2022, 12:16 p.m.

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Johnny: Is it 9 and a half weeks or 9 and a half months for pregnancy? Jerry Song: Johnny I just don't think you've ever been pregnant before.

#10357

66

March 28, 2022, 12:15 p.m.

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// Reading political posters Jerry Song: Every child is a wanted child. Jerry: Dead or alive, $500!

#10356

1010

March 28, 2022, 10:12 a.m.

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// Playing Mars rover video, video text says “8.5 months later” Andy(whispering): That also applies to a pregnancy. Jerry Song: A what? Andy: A pregnancy. Jerry: An abortion?