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#4650
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⚐ ReportPham: Teddy, you get me in trouble last week play pokemon. Teddy: what? Pham: You were in lab, and Ms. Piper walk behind and see you play pokemon. Teddy: But I was in Dvorsky's lab- Pham: You need grow eyes behind your head! Make sure she don't see you! Teddy: Okay, I'll make sure she never sees me playing pokemon again.
#4640
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⚐ Report//Freshman chemistry Pham: Just use iPhone in class. Everyone have iPhone! Haena: I don't. Pham: Why not? //Pause Pham: (rolls eyes) Man, Chinese parents so cheap! //Awkward silence Haena: I'm Korean. Pham: Oh.
#4631
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⚐ Report//During Computational Methods, referring to integral of sin(x)/x Pham: No need to use Taylor Series for this one. Ashu: Yeah, I tried it. It's not a pretty function. Pham: Of course. Why you try to use Taylor series? The function so ugly, you don't date that function.
#4580
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⚐ Report//Pham walks into CompMeth and sits down at his computer Pham: What class this again? //pauses Oh, comp method.
#4553
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⚐ Report//Discussing what will be on the freshman chemistry final Alex N: All the questions are gonna be like, "what would you rate yourself according to the Harvard recommendation form and why is the answer below average?"
#4549
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⚐ Report//M-E and Jade knock on the door to 325 while Pham is teaching a class Pham: You guy want pizza right? It raining too hard. //Entire class stares weirdly at M-E and Jade
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⚐ ReportAlex: Mr. Pham seems to think we have nothing to do but chemistry. Isaac: Do you? Alex: That's besides the point.