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#11781

1616

April 24, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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Rose: it took me like ten years to learn how to teach this properly. but now I’m perfect. Rose: give me a minute I just need to remember what the hell I’m doing

#11772

1616

April 19, 2023, 4:53 p.m.

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Rose: "I am drunk with power after evading the fire marshall. I feel like I can do anything."

P9 Analysis 1 with Rose. He announced his plans to give out a packet to do on a no-school day.

analysis1, rose

#11770

1414

April 19, 2023, 12:27 p.m.

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Rose: if i were a biology teacher, i would just like do math all the time

#11752

1414

April 17, 2023, 12:39 p.m.

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Rose: it’s boring if this river is made of water. our cows will just cross it. so what’s our river made of? *after writing down a couple of suggestions* Rose: let’s stop before this goes any farther Rose: okay, so we’ve got our river of lava, meat, blood, and…uh, limbs Rose: …this may be too far already

I think the original suggestion was a meat factory rather than meat

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#11741

1010

April 12, 2023, 1:13 p.m.

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Rose: now the government controls your every move and reads your email and it’s a totalitarian nightmare

#11721

66

March 29, 2023, 12:31 p.m.

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Colby: What's something someone would want to show people? Jeremy: Holes.

#11719

99

March 29, 2023, 10:38 a.m.

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Mr. Stein, in a mock outburst at Mr. Rose's stuffed panda: Come on Panda, this is what I'm talking about. You just sit there and don't do any work! This is why you keep failing this class! I keep calling the zoo to talk to your parents but they never pick up.

before class he was talking to Mr. Hammond about how bad a student Panda was.

panda, stein, rose

#11686

99

March 16, 2023, 12:38 p.m.

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rose: every time you draw a triangle you get smarter

//mod note: ΔΔΔΔΔΔΔΔΔΔΔΔ now i'm a genius

triangle, rose

#11684

88

March 15, 2023, 10:06 a.m.

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Rose: An infinite number of people can fit on a beanbag chair. That's just a beanbag fact.

#11683

99

March 15, 2023, 10:03 a.m.

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Rose: we all share a car and a house, aww how cute, it's like a little hippie commune!