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#11640

1212

March 6, 2023, 1:43 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Now I get to write ‘ass’ on the board. Fun!

permuting the characters a, s, and s

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#11602

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Feb. 23, 2023, 12:09 p.m.

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Rose: someday I’ll write a book Rose: nobody would buy it.

#11600

1212

Feb. 22, 2023, 9:35 p.m.

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//In Discrete, after Kelin explains something Mr. Rose: Wait what? Do you guys understand this? //A few nods from the class Rose: Alex, dumb this down for me //Alex starts signing Rose: Oh, you're not talking today. Never mind. //later, Rose is still trying to understand it //Alex runs up to the board and starts gesturing Rose: No, sit back down. What were you going to do, just point and grunt? Rose: Actually, maybe that would have been helpful...

Mr. Rose gets like this every time Kelin says something //mod note: to be fair, anytime Kelin says something, we need a Kelin-to-English translator

kelin, rose, alex, discrete

#11589

99

Feb. 17, 2023, 1:03 p.m.

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Rose: I am not a genius. And I am doing great.

#11547

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Feb. 10, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

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Sahu: Never in my life have I felt more like Mr. Rose. Sahu: Don’t tell him I said that.

#11534

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Feb. 8, 2023, 5:56 p.m.

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Rose: Vera, apologize to Ayush for drawing him in a way that makes him look like a doofus Vera: But that's just what he looks like!

#11511

1111

Feb. 5, 2023, 10:14 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose is explaining how logical if works using a promise as an analogy //In the story, Mr. Rose's wife promised "If school is cancelled, I'll buy you a panda." Mr. Rose: If school doesn't get cancelled, but she still buys me a panda, then what? Mandy: She's a keeper! //Everybody laughs, including Mr. Rose Rose: Well, she's a *promise* keeper.

It's actually a true story; that's why he has the stuffed panda in his classroom.

rose, mandy, mrs. rose

#11455

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Jan. 23, 2023, 2:08 p.m.

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Rose: Blame it on my broken rib, sorry!

he fell down at a kid's playground, and apparently his rib is broken

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#11451

1111

Jan. 20, 2023, 5:13 p.m.

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George: There are two types of teachers. Normal ones, and Mr. Rose.

He makes very good explosion and racecar noises with his voice

rose, george

#11445

2525

Jan. 19, 2023, 3:04 p.m.

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Rose: I am just legit crazy