#5374

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Feb. 3, 2015, 7:41 p.m.

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//On the first day of Mod Sim, Stein walks in Stein: Class, I want to tell you something very important. What is the prerequisite for this class? Stein: That's right, it's Analysis 1. So I have a very important job for you. If Mr. Pham tries to make you do any double or triple integrals, I want you to report him to me. Pham: Oh come on, it not any different from single integrals, you just have to do it. Stein: It doesn't matter. Remember class, I want you to report Mr. Pham if he starts talking about double integrals. //Stein leaves Pham: Oh whatever, I know you guy not going to report me anyways. //A few days later Pham is talking about something unrelated when Stein walks in again Pham: Ok guys, now we be doing the double integrals... Stein: What? No! No double integrals!

#5367

1313

Jan. 27, 2015, 10:41 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: "So who's more fun to hang out with? Means, or medians?" Gaby: "Outliers!"

#5363

55

Jan. 22, 2015, 9:49 p.m.

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//After discussing the boring sheet, Applied Stat Mr. Stein: "Any questions?" Saloni: "Are there any tissues?" Mr. Stein: "There are no tissues in this room, but we do have dri-erase markers. They're all purple though."

#5362

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Jan. 22, 2015, 9:46 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: "You only have to take 3 courses in high school. You have to take health, because you don't want to get sexually transmitted diseases. You have to take NSL, because you have to vote. And you have to take Stat, because then you could tell which candidates are lying!"

#5321

1717

Dec. 15, 2014, 10:56 p.m.

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//Stein's puzzle team David Stein had just beat Adam's puzzle team SpacePirates the night before on the puzzle contest Shinteki; David Stein beat the SpacePirates by 1 minute Stein: Do you know what another word for losing by one minute is? Adam: What? Stein: Losing.

#5312

55

Dec. 11, 2014, 9:35 p.m.

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Stein: I have three sons...no wait...I have one son... Class: *giggling* Stein: But the other two sons are daughters!

#5272

3135

Nov. 19, 2014, 7:12 p.m.

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Stein: The purpose of the homework is NOT to fill up your time with useless writing. That's what English is for. *pauses* ...Don't put that on Blairbash. Don't do it.

#5271

77

Nov. 19, 2014, 7:10 p.m.

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Stein: Here is your first confidence interval. *dramatically* You never forget your first confidence interval.

#5248

1616

Nov. 10, 2014, 8:46 p.m.

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//Norton on semantics Norton: So Stein really says 'arbitrary' instead of 'random'? That's so pretentious!

#5228

55

Oct. 20, 2014, 9:10 p.m.

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//Pd 1 Analysis 1B //Discussing limit as x--> infinity of e^x/x and e^x/(x^3), both of which are infinity Stein: Little x is on the side going "go get him!" but x^3 loses anyways. So, then little x and his brother x^3 go running home and who do they get? Class: ... Stein: Come on, guys who do they get? Someone: *indistinct* Stein: NO, NOT A GUN.