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#5661

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Nov. 24, 2015, 5:39 p.m.

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//Math Phys '15-'16 //Eric Lu is called to do an AP problem in front of the class, so Schafer reads it Schafer: (very quickly) A frictionless pendulum of length 3 m (mumble) 10 degrees (mumble) displacement, the potential energy (mumble mumble) 10 J. Whatisthe (mumble) kinetic energy (mumble) its potential energy is 5 J? Phew! Eric Lu will now say one word. Eric: B? Schafer: Excellent! You have now received full credit on that problem.

#5648

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Nov. 18, 2015, 8 p.m.

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//Math Phys is voting on whether to have large individual research projects Schafer: If you don't raise your hand the first time, I'll assume you vote the other way. We'll only have one vote. Schafer: If you don't vote, that means you don't want to EXPLORE your PASSIONATE INTEREST in physics!!

#5598

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Oct. 27, 2015, 2:21 p.m.

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//Discussing center of mass and cutting baby watermelons in half Schafer: ...And then you cut it in half, like all baby things.

#5586

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Oct. 18, 2015, 2:13 p.m.

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//Discussing Skype with Finnish students for a new MathPhys field trip Schafer: The Finns will arrange their students to stay a little after school, and you guys will come a little before school. The time difference just works out, you get a little face time, and you realize, "Oh, he's a tall white boy."

#5558

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Sept. 29, 2015, 10:10 p.m.

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//Last Thursday, Redskins vs. Giants Schafer: And the Redskins are going to lose tonight. Vishnu: There's still hope-- Schafer: No. No. Just no. Schwartz: Redskins? Is that...football? But doesn't football start in the winter?

#5544

1010

Sept. 21, 2015, 3:17 p.m.

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Schafer: (as he draws a problem on the board) Cow goes moo...just keep singing...fish says quack or something...

#5463

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April 20, 2015, 9:16 p.m.

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//Admin and Hammond are derailing math phys. Teddy (to Admin): Can you hook me up with a two and a half week suspension? Admin: Just slug a teacher. Teddy: But I don't want to. Admin: If you don't want to do the work, I can't help you. //later in Math Phys Admin: We already interrupted Navarro's class, which was filled with just like 15 stupid sophomores. Schafer: Why did you use a redundancy there?

#5210

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Oct. 5, 2014, 1:47 p.m.

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Schafer: Then, we'll give up all hope and do math.

#4647

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Nov. 6, 2013, 6:55 p.m.

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//Talking about static equilibrium in Math Phys Billy: If they're touching, they have to be hard.

It was actually an intelligent comment in the context of the problem.

mathphys, billy

#4207

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Sept. 20, 2012, 7:42 p.m.

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//Talking in Mathphys Schafer: Yeah, so, this weekend I was out shopping to get model rockets for my nephew. I kind of add 3-5 years forward to whatever age he is, so I was thinking....he's 7, that's basically like 11, better get some rockets. Students: Whoa, what? Schafer: C'mon, everyone needs to have one questionable uncle like that. No one else fits the job better.