//Talking about static equilibrium in Math Phys Billy: If they're touching, they have to be hard.
//Discussing Newton's third law, how throwing stuff off a vehicle will get you moving Schafer: So you're in a college class, and the professor gives you some problem like this: "Say you take your girlfriend or your boyfriend for a boat ride in a pond. But, you lose your paddlers. How do you get back to land?" See, this question is just bad. Like, they want you to say something about taking off your clothes and throwing them out the boat, but you could just swim! In fact, you could probably wait a bit and eventually just drift back to shore. Billy Leete: Why don't you just throw your girlfriend out of the boat?
Billy: Mr. Pham, when the factory exploded, it reminded me of you.
//From Facebook Ivan: Anyone wanna go to the Washington Auto Show this weekend? Cars, friends, and shitty over-priced food, what more do you want? Billy: Actually I was planning to secretly walk over to your house and plant potatoes in your yard this weekend...
Roberts: So take out your pencils and mark up your music! That's why pencils were invented, to mark up music! Billy: THAT'S why pencils were invented?!
// Billy Leete, in PoE 8th period, was discussing cars Billy: Cars are safe! They are like giant elephant, rhinoceros, things made of metal and airbags. And they are like buffalo, because they travel in herds!
Billy: I shot a gun in school once. Kaluta: This school? Billy: Yes........a nail gun.
Duval: That room is very hot . Billy: Really? I never found it that attractive. Duval: What? Billy: You said that room is hot... Duval: Oh yeah (wink) Every time I go in that room I go rayerrr (sexy cat claws)
Pham: You bored in my class? Go to back of room, kiss the computer!