#3453

1111

June 8, 2011, 4:04 p.m.

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Moose: Have a great summer. Don't smoke pot, guys. It's not legal yet.

#3285

1313

April 30, 2011, 6:22 p.m.

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Moose: Vidya, get your hand out of [Jared's] lap! I don't want to see that till you're married! Vidya: Wha... Moose: Jared! Don't let her do that till you've promised to love and cherish each other forever and there's a ring on your finger! Jared: ...thank you sir.

#3139

68

March 24, 2011, 2:36 p.m.

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Moose: You've got to turn this in by Wednesday or else it'll be a zero. Isaac: You can't do that!  I'll sue you! Moose: You can't sue me if I kill you...

#2909

66

Feb. 9, 2011, 9:07 p.m.

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//said very seriously, while passing out a quiz Moose: Don't cheat, or you'll burn in hell forever.

#2680

99

Dec. 15, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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Moose: Curb your anger, dammit!

#2645

99

Dec. 7, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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Moose: Ireland is in the toilet. Greece is in the toilet. Spain is in the toilet. Italy is getting close to the toilet.

#2644

46

Dec. 7, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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Moose: Jesus Christ! ...excuse my French.

#2643

-711

Dec. 7, 2010, 4:36 p.m.

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Moose: Today will be a smorgasbord of activities!

#2579

55

Nov. 19, 2010, 4:38 p.m.

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Moose: YouTube is amazing! You can spend hours just fartin' around on there...

#2346

3133

Oct. 11, 2010, 10:12 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: Those drugs are AMAZING! You're like warm... and you're on a cloud...