#3823

913

Dec. 1, 2011, 7:44 p.m.

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Lodal: Yeah, this English guy came up with this theory. This Scottish guy... Patrick Shan: When he wasn't drunk. Lodal: Came up with this theory.

#3758

79

Nov. 5, 2011, 11:50 p.m.

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//Debate meet Patrick Shan: So we had the most boring crossfire, like, ever. At one point, the guy was like "I don't have any questions for you. Do you have any questions for me?" and I was like "No, I don't." And we just sat there and looked bored.

#3739

1618

Nov. 2, 2011, 9:27 p.m.

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Patrick Shan: You know how in crossfire they are allowed to say, "Please allow me to finish answering you question?" Student: Yes... Patrick Shan: If they ever do that I'm gonna say "I'mma let you finish! But..."

#3729

99

Oct. 30, 2011, 2:05 p.m.

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//grading AP NSL essays on the AP scale of 6 Student: Can I subtract points based on grammar and mechanics? Patrick Shan: BAD GRAMMAR! 20 points! Jamie: Grading it ROSE style!

#3665

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Oct. 12, 2011, 6:09 p.m.

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//Doing graphs Patrick Shan: Mr. Rose! is this correct? //Mr. Rose looks at Patrick's paper, nodding his head Rose: You see Patrick, the thing with you is that you always have the right idea, it's just... everything else is wrong...I should give your parents a call.

#3515

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Sept. 3, 2011, 9:43 p.m.

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Moose: Patrick, where did you go over the summer? Patrick: Well, I went to Amsterd- Moose: Did you buy any pot?

#3390

08

May 19, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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//Sahil and Pantrick are listening to Touhou Boss Remixes, with a person in the video Sahil: Who is this? Patrick: Ushio Reiuji, SA Stage 6 boss, she's a hell raven and she swallows the sun. Sahil: And she's dressed like a schoolgirl? Patrick: Of course, this is an anime.

#3383

55

May 19, 2011, 7:35 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: What your name again? Patrick Shan: Patrick. Mr. Pham: OH! You and TC I will never forget. //Later Patrick Shan: I'm such a good student, Mr. Pham says he will never forget my name!

#3296

-317

May 2, 2011, 1:53 p.m.

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//Patrick and Raanan are listening to Puff the Magic Dragon on Youtube //They proceed to receive a Blue Screen of Death

#2844

66

Jan. 25, 2011, 7:25 p.m.

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Piper: What is two plus four? Patrick: Zero!!!