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#4416

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Feb. 5, 2013, 8:31 a.m.

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Avikar: Why won't you approve my tag? Jessica: It's too long! Avikar: But some of them are 2 letters! Patrick: Avikar, don't worry, you want to hear this from a girl.

#4102

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April 23, 2012, 11:37 p.m.

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//Patrick Shan jokes are the new Chuck Norris jokes, Jacob Kirkendall jokes are just true... Patrick: Patrick Shan has never seduced a woman. The word seduction implies that he had to try. Jacob: Jacob Kirkendall has never seduced a woman. EVER.

#4082

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April 13, 2012, 11:43 p.m.

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//Patrick Shan walks into band Patrick Washington: Hi Patrick! Patrick Shan: Hi Patrick! Patrick Washington: Hi Patrick! Patrick Shan: Hi Patrick! //later Ivan: Hi Patricks! Patrick Washington: You're not a Patrick! Loser!

#4078

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April 12, 2012, 1:40 p.m.

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//Talking about trombones Roberts: 5th position is the worst position ever made Patrick Shan: That's what s- Roberts: For trombones.

#4056

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March 22, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

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//Mr. Fauntroy has begun teaching ADSB Dvorsky: Patrick, I've been going through my hand out folder, and I have a question. Why is it that you insist on having this title after your name?

#4021

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March 6, 2012, 7:51 p.m.

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///Patrick walks up to a freshman table at lunch Patrick: When I grow up and have a kid, I'm going to pack his lunch in a childproof container!

#3997

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Feb. 24, 2012, 1:41 p.m.

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//Talking about recursion about one of the 'learning' programs Hannah He: So, why can't we put 2 variables in recursion? Mr. Fauntroy: Because I said so. Hannah He: You didn't say so on the worksheet, wait... pretend I didn't say anything! Patrick Shan: CONTROL Z!

Supposedly, if the worksheet says nothing, its valid. Also, if you say control z in the real world it undos what you just said.

hannah, fauntroy, patrick, shan, control, he

#3940

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Feb. 8, 2012, 8:32 p.m.

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//On gchat Patrick Shan: Trust me Raanan, I have this all planned out, like a chess master, only I actually suck at chess.

#3931

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Feb. 5, 2012, 4:40 p.m.

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//At Robotics, cleaning up Ivan: Why is Robotics such a slob? Patrick Shan: If everyone worked as hard as I did, this place would be so clean.

#3922

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Feb. 1, 2012, 2:18 p.m.

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//Learning about the Squeeze Theorem Rose: So this goes by many different names: The Squeeze Theorem, the Sandwich Theorem, the Prisoner Theorem Patrick Shan: The threesome theorem