Avikar: Why won't you approve my tag? Jessica: It's too long! Avikar: But some of them are 2 letters! Patrick: Avikar, don't worry, you want to hear this from a girl.
//Patrick Shan jokes are the new Chuck Norris jokes, Jacob Kirkendall jokes are just true... Patrick: Patrick Shan has never seduced a woman. The word seduction implies that he had to try. Jacob: Jacob Kirkendall has never seduced a woman. EVER.
//Patrick Shan walks into band Patrick Washington: Hi Patrick! Patrick Shan: Hi Patrick! Patrick Washington: Hi Patrick! Patrick Shan: Hi Patrick! //later Ivan: Hi Patricks! Patrick Washington: You're not a Patrick! Loser!
//Talking about trombones Roberts: 5th position is the worst position ever made Patrick Shan: That's what s- Roberts: For trombones.
//Mr. Fauntroy has begun teaching ADSB Dvorsky: Patrick, I've been going through my hand out folder, and I have a question. Why is it that you insist on having this title after your name?
///Patrick walks up to a freshman table at lunch Patrick: When I grow up and have a kid, I'm going to pack his lunch in a childproof container!
//Talking about recursion about one of the 'learning' programs Hannah He: So, why can't we put 2 variables in recursion? Mr. Fauntroy: Because I said so. Hannah He: You didn't say so on the worksheet, wait... pretend I didn't say anything! Patrick Shan: CONTROL Z!
//On gchat Patrick Shan: Trust me Raanan, I have this all planned out, like a chess master, only I actually suck at chess.
//At Robotics, cleaning up Ivan: Why is Robotics such a slob? Patrick Shan: If everyone worked as hard as I did, this place would be so clean.
//Learning about the Squeeze Theorem Rose: So this goes by many different names: The Squeeze Theorem, the Sandwich Theorem, the Prisoner Theorem Patrick Shan: The threesome theorem