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#2483
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⚐ Report//girls are screaming outside pd 9 mogsim Lev: Wow, they're having an orgy out there! Steven: It's windy in here! She was yelling "blow me away." Pham: Problem is too many hot guy in here. Lev: No, then it would be hot, not windy. Pham: Nooo! It because hot guy are a HIGH TEMPERATURE reservoir! It make pressure gradient so it wind.
#2481
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⚐ ReportPham: You just violate what law? Conservation of energy! What other law? Law of United State, you end up in jail and don't complain about it!
#2480
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⚐ Report//someone asks a question about a cycle on a PV diagram Pham: Look, it very easy! What we need to do? Take this wuhk that wuhk, add together. What we want?! This wuhk, this wuhk, this wuhk, this wuhk, take to get this wuhk! Now can you doing it?
#1502
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⚐ ReportSchafer: My wife's friend's something something something does work on bridges, and he takes a lot of pictures. SO I get one that is actually useful every once in a while, like this one! (points to picture on Promethean board) Nilay: Also, that picture was in the textbook. Schafer: Oh. (pause) Well, a different picture.
#399
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⚐ ReportNader: Can you think of a thought-provoking question concerning bulk or linear expansion? Schafer: *snickers*
#382
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⚐ Report//when asked what the can things in his classroom were Schafer: There are 2 ways to describe those things. Option 1 is the best attempt at making Stirling engines the thermo class could do. Option 2 is epic failures, since about zero of them work.
#358
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⚐ ReportJacob: Mr. Hammond, think of a thought-provoking question about thermodynamics! Mr. Hammond: *looks at Alex* Why are you locked to a chair in thermo class? Mr. Schafer: That works.