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1010

Sept. 28, 2010, 3:48 p.m.

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Schafer: We are going on a field trip. Students: To where? Schafer: The carpet.

#2213

1111

Sept. 28, 2010, 3:47 p.m.

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Student: Does Shirley have a college degree? Schafer: No, why? Student: Because he's sitting in your chair.

#2212

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Sept. 28, 2010, 3:46 p.m.

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Student: Does the man in black have six fingers on his right hand or left hand? Schafer: Well, when he is on his horse in the forest, you see the right side of him and there is his hand with six fingers. Schafer: ...not that I know the entire movie scene by scene.

#2209

99

Sept. 27, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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//In Block D for R&E Templin: Safety tests are important! Anything in this entire room is dangerous, even this mallet. For instance, I could smack Ting Chen in the face because he keeps yakking. Student: Don't give that to Mr. Schafer!

#2200

1414

Sept. 25, 2010, 5:27 p.m.

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//Beginning of AP Physics DP, taught by Mr. Boettcher Schafer: Okay, guys, I'm teaching today! Class, in unison: Yay! Schafer: No, you're supposed to say, "Aww, but we want Mr. Boettcher." (Signals for class to repeat after him.) Class, in unison: Yay!

#2122

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Sept. 16, 2010, 9:24 p.m.

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Stein: So you can't go faster than the speed of light? Schafer: Not without dilithium crystals and a warp core.

#2095

1010

Sept. 11, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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Schafer: Would anyone like a copy of the pesticides our school uses? (Muttering quietly) They didn't keep you all away.

#2094

1111

Sept. 10, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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Rose: Schafer is just a big Stein wannabe. And you can tell him I said that.

#2093

1212

Sept. 10, 2010, 8:20 p.m.

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Rose: I taught physics in my funtions class today. Schafer: Did you screw it up?

#1865

44

May 2, 2010, 6:52 p.m.

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Gilad: You know what would be cool? Mr. Schafer: Ice cream? Gilad: No. Schafer: NCAA Basketball on the big screen? Gilad: Yeah. Schafer: I have three issues with that: One, I don't think you can be quiet. Two, did I mention I don't think you can be quiet?