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Sept. 27, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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//In Block D for R&E Templin: Safety tests are important! Anything in this entire room is dangerous, even this mallet. For instance, I could smack Ting Chen in the face because he keeps yakking. Student: Don't give that to Mr. Schafer!

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Sept. 25, 2010, 5:27 p.m.

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//Beginning of AP Physics DP, taught by Mr. Boettcher Schafer: Okay, guys, I'm teaching today! Class, in unison: Yay! Schafer: No, you're supposed to say, "Aww, but we want Mr. Boettcher." (Signals for class to repeat after him.) Class, in unison: Yay!

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Sept. 16, 2010, 9:24 p.m.

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Stein: So you can't go faster than the speed of light? Schafer: Not without dilithium crystals and a warp core.

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Sept. 11, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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Schafer: Would anyone like a copy of the pesticides our school uses? (Muttering quietly) They didn't keep you all away.

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Sept. 10, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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Rose: Schafer is just a big Stein wannabe. And you can tell him I said that.

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Sept. 10, 2010, 8:20 p.m.

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Rose: I taught physics in my funtions class today. Schafer: Did you screw it up?

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May 2, 2010, 6:52 p.m.

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Gilad: You know what would be cool? Mr. Schafer: Ice cream? Gilad: No. Schafer: NCAA Basketball on the big screen? Gilad: Yeah. Schafer: I have three issues with that: One, I don't think you can be quiet. Two, did I mention I don't think you can be quiet?

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May 2, 2010, 6:31 p.m.

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//Mr. Schafer is being filmed for consideration for the MCPS Teacher of the Year award Gilad: They should have competitive teaching. This would be, like, the ESPN coverage.

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April 22, 2010, 8:50 p.m.

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//Schafer lights a bunsen burner with a blowtorch Schafer: Never simply kill that which you can overkill

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March 24, 2010, 3:33 p.m.

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Schafer: Rachel, pick a number between 0-2 that's an integer. Rachel: 3?