#3525

1010

Sept. 8, 2011, 2:56 p.m.

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Stein: I used to have this "Thinker Doll" made of porcelain. One day, in a parent-teacher-student conference, the kid got so mad, he started yelling, "I hate you and the Thinker Doll!" Then, he smashed it on the ground. And I was like, NOOOOOOO! That was the end of Thinker Doll. Class: What's the kid's name? Stein: I dunno. Class: Where's he now? Stein: Probably in prison.

#3517

66

Sept. 6, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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Stein: Math has never been my strong point...

#3499

1111

Sept. 1, 2011, 8:12 p.m.

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Stein: When I was in grad school, I had this math teacher who was really fat. He was like, three of me! Student: Oh my god. Stein: Whenever we walked into his office for help, he would be lying down on his couch. He would make us go to the whiteboard and tell us what to write. One day, he told us, "You may not think that I do any math, but I do! On my couch! In my head! You kids need to have more couch time..." I didn't learn a lot from that teacher, but the one thing I learned from him was that it's necessary to have "couch time"

#3469

1414

June 14, 2011, 11:26 p.m.

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Stein: Any rock could do that. Well, any reasonably smart rock could do that. Most rocks could do that.

#3468

66

June 14, 2011, 11:25 p.m.

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Stein: So we'll do [this] on Tuesday, since on Monday you have the 72 page knowledge celebration. Student: Wait, how did it jump from... Stein: What did I say last time? Class: 37 Student: So, after your 86 page test...

#3439

68

June 2, 2011, 5:07 p.m.

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// Mr. Stein tells us about advertisement scams and gets a phone call Stein: Hold on. The number is 800. I'll turn up the speakers ... hello? Lady: Hi. This is ... and we're calling to tell you that your subscription is about to expire. Stein: Yeah, ok. But did you know that I'm in my Statistics class right now, and I just told my students how people call you all the time to scam you with advertisements, and I turned up my speakers all the way so that they can hear what you're saying? Lady: Uh okay, but I'm just calling to tell you that your subscription is about to expire. Stein: Yeah, I know. Lady: Well... *talks* Stein: Alright, bye. Class: *laughs* Someone: Wow, she was very angry

#3438

55

June 2, 2011, 5:02 p.m.

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// Michelle is feeling sad, and Mr. Stein gives a speech about how we're too young to be feeling sad Stein: So we've learned three things today. One, we've learned that you're all too young to be sad. Whatever it is, you'll be alright. Andy G: What if you had terminal cancer? Class: *laughs* Stein: Michelle, do you have terminal cancer? Michelle: No... Stein: Then everything's alright.

#3436

1515

June 2, 2011, 12:48 p.m.

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Stein: Today we've learned not to be sad, not to worry about grades, and that colleges are no better than the Nigerians trying to steal your money.

#3433

4143

June 1, 2011, 7:50 p.m.

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Stein: There are three reasons we use foot-pounds. One, our textbook uses it. Two, there's a song about it. And three, it annoys Mr. Schafer.

#3415

88

May 26, 2011, 2:23 p.m.

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Stein: Things are suppose to get calmer once the seniors are gone, but Adrian Nelson is just wandering around, Nathan Ng is spinning his binder, Sisi (Sailunsi) is adding numbers instead of pooling the values, Bart Machalelelelelele doesn't know the difference between a X and Chi...and Nathan Kung...looks like he's at the gym.