Student: Hey, Michelle, what's your name?
//Peeking under card that's peeling off of the table Michelle: This card only has one side... Michelle: Shouldn't cards have two sides?
//Walking into Thermo Kirkendall: *sigh* this just isn't my week. Michelle: Jacob, it's Monday. Kirkendall: ...yeah, I know...
//Before marching band, Michelle lost a game of plank Jenga and is stuck on the band room floor Adam: By lying on that floor you accept the terms and conditions of syphilis.
Michelle: Hey Mr. Pham, he said you sound like an owl. Pham (with emphasis): WHO? //Class laughs
Michelle: Stop studying. Get a life. Spend time on the computer.
// Michelle is feeling sad, and Mr. Stein gives a speech about how we're too young to be feeling sad Stein: So we've learned three things today. One, we've learned that you're all too young to be sad. Whatever it is, you'll be alright. Andy G: What if you had terminal cancer? Class: *laughs* Stein: Michelle, do you have terminal cancer? Michelle: No... Stein: Then everything's alright.
Pham: Is water safe? Class: Uh...yes. Pham: What? No! Class: ... Pham: Why water not safe? Michelle: I don't know... Pham: Easy! I take you to the middle of the ocean and drop you in!
//regarding physics of music day MyungJee: Hey Alex, will you play with me? Alex: ... Katherine: Ehh...that's what she said.
Jessica: I don't HAVE any worth! What are you smoking?