#8897

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Jan. 14, 2021, 2:17 p.m.

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//multivar Leela: Feel the gentle embrace of socks on your feet Schwartz: Feel the gentle embrace of socks on your feet

#8882

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Jan. 11, 2021, 1:49 p.m.

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//4th multivar Schwartz: Once you've got your setup, you just do some arithmetic. And by that, I mean multivariable calculus.

#8825

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Dec. 14, 2020, 2:53 p.m.

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Schulman: why is your activation key for Microsoft word expired? Schwartz: probably because I stole it in the first place.

#8795

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Dec. 7, 2020, 2:07 p.m.

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Lidz: Schwartz has young person vibes when he interacts with technology. Rose has old person vibes when he interacts with technology.

#8632

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Oct. 5, 2020, 1:44 p.m.

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//Period 4 Analysis II Leela: What are we doing today? Schwartz: The same thing we do every day, Pinky! We're trying to take over the woooooorld!!

#8575

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April 1, 2020, 10:20 p.m.

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[On Discord] Clarence: waiting for the annual april 1 email... Schwartz: I really can't do it this year. Schwartz: It'd be unsportsmanlike. Schwartz: With online learning, you guys are kinda obligated to click my links. Schwartz: Instead of tricking you into it. Schwartz: For anyone who doesn't know what we're talking about, what I do each April 1 made it onto Blairbash twice - first time (https://bit.ly/3dJ0G8d) and second time (https://bit.ly/2UDqhb7).

#8559

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March 11, 2020, 8:59 a.m.

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Schwartz: Is today March 10? Students: Yeah. Schwartz: Remind me afterwards to call my mother because it's her birthday today. Schwartz: See, I know all the important dates, but I often forget what day it actually is. Schwartz: I won't know it's my birthday until I get a call from my parents and the I'll remember "oh yeah, today's my birthday."

#8497

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Feb. 10, 2020, 9:32 a.m.

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// complex Schwartz: *picks up a mug* This is a donut.

#8467

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Jan. 23, 2020, 1:03 p.m.

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//Analysis 2, 6th period is ahead of other classes and doing a Sporcle quiz about Disney lyrics //I love you _______ Schwartz: Sike?

#8456

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Jan. 10, 2020, 2:36 p.m.

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//Analysis 2, student gets called to leave Schwartz: Are you going to fight people with swords? Student: No, I'm going to the dentist. Schwartz: Aww man, that's so much lamer.