#4431

88

Feb. 12, 2013, 8:01 a.m.

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Freshman: How'd they think this up? Street: I think alcohol had something to do with it.

#4328

1212

Nov. 27, 2012, 7:25 p.m.

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Student: I'm so hungry, I could eat a freshman.

#3776

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Nov. 12, 2011, 7:20 p.m.

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//While Mr. Schafer is talking about energy problems, William Xu's phone starts to ring. William: Ughh, ughh it's my dad. //William is about to pick up the phone. Schafer: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T PICK IT UP! YOUR DAD KNOWS YOU'RE AT SCHOOL! Student: Why can't you just turn it off??? William: Ughh, I don't know how to.

#3735

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Nov. 2, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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P.A.: Mr. Schafer, please send [Student] to the main office. Schafer: Wait, why do you need him? P.A.: His dad wants him. (about to turn it off) Schafer: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! P.A.: What? Schafer: How bad does he need him? P.A.: Really really badly! Schafer: OK, fine.

#3626

33

Oct. 1, 2011, 8:17 p.m.

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//Talking about an assembly in Period 2 R&E Student 1: Wait, isn't there an assembly today? // General agreement Student 2: Yeah, but [Teacher]'s gonna make us miss it because of the test... Student 3: Just walk out, he'll never catch you.

#3586

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Sept. 20, 2011, 8:19 p.m.

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//Schafer is explaining a physics problem about two cyclists riding towards each other who and eventually crash Student: Mr. Schafer, why do the two cyclists ride towards each other and crash? Schafer: That is because they are magnet students, and like in magnet P.E, they all deviate in the same direction, but still end up hitting each other.

#2943

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Feb. 17, 2011, 4:59 p.m.

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//Nadia was absent the day before, Valentine's Day Pham: Nadia, where you been yesterday? Nadia: I was sick. Pham: You not sick! You go on date!! (points to chocolate and card on Nadia's desk) What boy that from??

#2880

66

Feb. 7, 2011, 4:50 p.m.

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Freshie: Can you show me an example of a cup size?

#2852

66

Feb. 1, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Pham: Watah taste terrible!! Why you think they make Coke?!

#2760

33

Jan. 6, 2011, 9:44 p.m.

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Student: But isn't rubber not conductive? Schafer: Well, would you say rabbit fur was? Student: Well it sure was when I shocked that thing to death!