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Feb. 12, 2024, 2:50 p.m.

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Glenn: One time when we were visiting my sister, my daughter said "The floor snack tastes bad", which was my sister's dog food. Glenn: She is severely allergic to peanuts and dog food often have peanuts or peanut butter as a source of protein. Glenn: However, her complaint was that it was bland. Glenn: Hey, don't judge. I've tried dog treats too.

#13021

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Feb. 9, 2024, 2:46 p.m.

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Glenn: What do insects like flies decompose in my yard? Student: A corpse! Glenn: Sure! No corpses in my yard though, I'm pretty sure. What else? Student: Poop and waste! Glenn: Yes! I'm not pooping in the yard, mind you!

#13019

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Feb. 9, 2024, 10:23 a.m.

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Glenn: Why is wisconsin funny? //later Glenn: Ever chew on those cheese curds that go EER EER EER EER EER EER? Glenn: that's a thing in Wisconsin Sai: Wiscansin. Glenn: Wiscansin.

#12995

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Feb. 7, 2024, 11 a.m.

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Glenn: Remember a while back we had a heat wave Glenn: And I say heat wave like it was in the 70s Glenn: And what did this building feel like? Sai: The Sun!

#12957

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Feb. 1, 2024, 2:55 p.m.

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Glenn: When you think about it, mating is kind of fascinating

#12955

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Feb. 1, 2024, 2:49 p.m.

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Glenn: Given that I am 5'3 and my sister is 5'2.5, that inch matters! Andy: That's what she said.

#12917

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Jan. 30, 2024, 10:53 a.m.

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Glenn: I HAVE VIALS OF TICKS I HAVE PULLED OFF OF STUDENTS Glenn: ONE OF THEM STILL HAS A CHUNK OF FLESH ATTACHED TO IT

#12916

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Jan. 30, 2024, 10:41 a.m.

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Glenn: Then we'll go on a boat, a research vesicle Glenn: vessel, not vesicle Glenn: we're not cells.

#12915

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Jan. 30, 2024, 10:40 a.m.

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Glenn: Not to sound serial killer-ish but squid are really beautiful on the inside

#12914

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Jan. 30, 2024, 10:09 a.m.

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Glenn: Anyone who had me last semester wants to say anything about my class? Yongle: git good! Glenn: get good? what does that mean? *confused facial expressions*