#2516

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Nov. 10, 2010, 6:21 p.m.

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Hinkle: You ladies put your dollars bills away. Save them for tonight. *pretends to fan out and shoot dollar bills*

#2515

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Nov. 10, 2010, 6:19 p.m.

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Hinkle: I can hear you ladies talking back there. Mandy: Uhhh... Hinkle: About your weekend and that he was good. Mandy: WHAT?!

#2356

02

Oct. 14, 2010, 8:58 a.m.

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Hinkle: He got arrested? That's not Gucci.

#2057

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Sept. 3, 2010, 1:24 p.m.

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Mythili: I go by Mythili Hinkle: Mike...

#1899

66

May 9, 2010, 6:46 p.m.

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Student: Wait, Mr. Hinkle, you make $120,000 a year? Hinkle: Shhh... Student 2: Hey Mr. Hinkle, can I borrow some money? Hinkle: No.

#1783

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April 15, 2010, 2:27 p.m.

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//hinkle, on school systems Hinkle: If it's good, it's positive. If it's bad, it's negative. So in DC...

#1782

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April 15, 2010, 2:26 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, we're not going to do the back part because some of it is about Tiger Woods and I don't like him anymore.

#1776

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April 13, 2010, 11:51 p.m.

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Hinkle: If you're in a labor union, people will want you. They'll demand your body.

#1762

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April 9, 2010, 6:24 p.m.

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Tolnay: Mr. Hinkle, have you ever been in jail? Hinkle: What? [to student] Why would he ask that? Student: *shrugs* Hinkle: So you wanna know if I've ever been locked up? Tolnay: Yes, Mr. Hinkle. Hinkle: The answer is, I'm sorry to say, no. Have I ever been locked up? No. Have I almost been locked up? Yes. [There is a moment of silence] Tolnay, incredulous: Seriously? You've _really_ never been in jail?

#1761

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April 9, 2010, 6:21 p.m.

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//We were talking about labor supply, which led to labor unions, which led to teacher unions, which led to teacher licensing, which led to this. Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, guess what was the hardest licensing test I ever took. Student 1: Driver's license? Hinkle: Nooo, no. Student 2: Teaching license? Hinkle: Nah. It was my captain's license. Students: What? Hinkle: Ya know, boat captain. Students: You were a boat captain!?! Hinkle: Yup. Student 3: What's the biggest that your boat can be? Hinkle: 100 tons //Later he explained that they accidentally gave him the 100 ton test instead of the 12 ton test, but he passed anyway