#1143

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Dec. 11, 2009, 6:54 p.m.

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//Mrs. Partan brings a cake to Academic Team practice, and some people (Jacob and Mario) start taking thirds and fourths and fifths Mrs. Partan: I realize it would be easier just to bring in a ten-pound bag of sugar and a funnel.

#1134

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Dec. 11, 2009, 2:45 p.m.

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//talking about corn mazes Pham: It better at night. You no see. It scary. Jacob: Do you take your kids at night? Pham: Yeah, when they five or six year old, I drop them off. "See you later!" //Pham looks at the class Pham: What? They have problem solve!

#1130

22

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:23 p.m.

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Pham: Eleventh grade, I don't know how many proposal you write! Jacob: RD and SRP. Pham: No need repeat it! I know how many you write!

#1091

57

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:40 p.m.

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//Jacob passes Stein and Schafer in the hallway Stein: I have a truth question for you. Post article on Blair bathrooms. Source: Rosanne Hurwitz? Schafer: No, Silver Chips. Jacob: Well, Silver Chips -- sent to them by Rosanne Hurwitz. //a few days later, Jacob passes Stein and Schafer again Jacob: The bathrooms are unlocked! Stein: Does that make you proud?

#1090

33

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:40 p.m.

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Jacob: Mr. Stein, I heard about the SAT foreign language subject tests. Stein: I mentioned that two seconds ago! Stop stalking me, Jacob Hurwitz!

#1079

55

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:30 p.m.

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Conway: Mr. Swaney, what did you do last night? Swaney: News spreads fast! Jacob: What?! I haven't heard about this yet! Swaney: Should I make Jacob leave the room? Jacob: Can I go to jazz band? They kinda want me. Swaney: [thinks for a second] Yesss. Though, last class when Jacob wasn't here, something still ended up on BlairBash. Jacob: It was one of the other 30 kids in the class! *points accusingly* Guest speaker: What's BlairBash? //Jacob leaves the room with his backpack and trumpet Swaney: So, last night...

#1078

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Dec. 8, 2009, 11:14 a.m.

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Jacob: Hi, Mr. Curran! Mr. Curran: Man, I see this kid everywhere!

#1051

44

Dec. 4, 2009, 5:01 p.m.

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Swaney: Oh, Jacob's not here. I can tell a story! *pause* Conway, put that pencil down!

#1041

99

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:06 a.m.

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//A teacher who bears a strong resemblance to Sarah Palin is in the lab //Jacob opens a picture of Palin and starts dong a side-by-side comparison Pham: What you doing? Shirley: Don't they look similar? Pham: Noooo, no. Hair is different. But she has the square face, you guys seeing that?

#1039

55

Dec. 4, 2009, 7:56 a.m.

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Hammond: The one who's blond or the one who's Latina? Shirley: Not blond. Hammond: Then the one with the Latina name. Jacob: As opposed to the blond name? Hammond: Stop being smart.