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#8778
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⚐ ReportSchafer: When you look at my picture here, you can tell that I drew it all by myself, right? Schafer: It looks terrible.
#8765
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⚐ ReportSchafer: "Alright, [Student], stop paying attention to class, go to the wall, and start pushing on it for the rest of class."
#8764
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⚐ ReportSchafer: I went to one of the most reliable sources we have right now Schafer: Which is Wikipedia Schafer: And I copied-and-pasted it.
#8745
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⚐ Report//Schafer talking about Hooke's Law and some crazy encrypted messages that Hooke sent in the 17th century Schafer: I guess this was just like the tiktok of the day, I guess.
#8740
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⚐ Report//talking about pen springs Schafer: "Oh, this is fun to play with. It's better than listening to my teacher."
#8739
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⚐ ReportSchafer: If you like basketball and always wanted to dunk Schafer: Because let's be honest: none of us can actually dunk
#8738
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⚐ Report// Student, in Zoom's text-based communication You think this quarantine is boring? During the plague, Newton invented calculus. Do you have any idea how bored you have to be to invent calculus?!?
#8719
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⚐ ReportSchafer: It'd be like looking at a football field and thinking: Schafer: "How long is that? Uh ... it's less than a mile." Schafer: You're *not wrong* Schafer: But it's not really accurate
#8716
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⚐ ReportSchafer: "One, two, three, eyes on this graph." Schafer: Doesn't rhyme as well as "one, two, three, eyes on me," but it works.