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#8798

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Dec. 8, 2020, 10:01 a.m.

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Schafer: Oh no, I forgot my important joke

#8778

55

Dec. 1, 2020, 10:14 a.m.

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Schafer: When you look at my picture here, you can tell that I drew it all by myself, right? Schafer: It looks terrible.

#8765

37

Nov. 20, 2020, 11:14 a.m.

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Schafer: "Alright, [Student], stop paying attention to class, go to the wall, and start pushing on it for the rest of class."

#8764

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Nov. 20, 2020, 11:12 a.m.

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Schafer: I went to one of the most reliable sources we have right now Schafer: Which is Wikipedia Schafer: And I copied-and-pasted it.

#8745

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Nov. 13, 2020, 2:26 p.m.

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//Schafer talking about Hooke's Law and some crazy encrypted messages that Hooke sent in the 17th century Schafer: I guess this was just like the tiktok of the day, I guess.

#8740

1010

Nov. 13, 2020, 10:05 a.m.

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//talking about pen springs Schafer: "Oh, this is fun to play with. It's better than listening to my teacher."

#8739

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Nov. 13, 2020, 10:04 a.m.

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Schafer: If you like basketball and always wanted to dunk Schafer: Because let's be honest: none of us can actually dunk

#8738

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Nov. 13, 2020, 10:02 a.m.

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// Student, in Zoom's text-based communication You think this quarantine is boring? During the plague, Newton invented calculus. Do you have any idea how bored you have to be to invent calculus?!?

#8719

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Nov. 10, 2020, 10:23 a.m.

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Schafer: It'd be like looking at a football field and thinking: Schafer: "How long is that? Uh ... it's less than a mile." Schafer: You're *not wrong* Schafer: But it's not really accurate

#8716

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Nov. 6, 2020, 10:45 a.m.

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Schafer: "One, two, three, eyes on this graph." Schafer: Doesn't rhyme as well as "one, two, three, eyes on me," but it works.