#3026

77

March 4, 2011, 9:49 a.m.

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Stein: Having a partner is not required. You do not need to have a friend to do Puzzlepalooza.

#3019

1515

March 3, 2011, 3:29 p.m.

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Student: Will there be other aticles of clothing we can buy for puzzlepalooza? Stein: That has yet to be decided. There may be a Puzzlepalooza thong.

#2998

1818

Feb. 25, 2011, 4:43 p.m.

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//discussing photons Schafer: So we've got this crazy thing going on with momentum.  We've got zero mass, but the acceleration could be, say, infinity.  And then we've got this stuff going on...BAM BAM BAM!  We've got some Captain Zero and Infinitus... Student: Isn't that Stein's thing? Schafer: Yes it is.  I steal all my best stuff from Stein.

#2873

94100

Feb. 5, 2011, 12:38 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks in, and Stein isn't in the classroom Ostrander: So, where is he? Bob: You won't believe how hard it was to get him through the window

#2872

66

Feb. 5, 2011, 12:36 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks in with SRP forms Stein: I hope this isn't on an even day. Ostrander: I don't know. I'm not in charge.

#2857

55

Feb. 2, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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Stein: 'Are Physically Fit People Less Likely to Die From Cancer?' I hope not.

#2855

1414

Feb. 2, 2011, 8:49 a.m.

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//Discussing the statistical causes of trends in sports. Vishnu dislikes Stein's analysis. Stein: Vishnu, some people accuse me of sucking all the joy and fun out of life by trying to look at things in a scientific way. I reject that accusation because I have fun doing it. My fun is just more rigorous and intellectually honest fun than yours.

#2845

1212

Jan. 25, 2011, 10:04 p.m.

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//AP Microeconomics in Room 317 Hinkle (loud): You guys heard of Larry Flynt? Valeria: Yeah, I think I've heard of him... Hinkle (even louder): Larry Flynt's the hustler magazine; he's the porn guy! [Turns around and notices Mr. Stein waiting outside.]

#2823

2022

Jan. 19, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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Male students: Do you know where Stein is? Rose: In his room. Students: He's not there, do you really know where he is? Rose: (shrugs) ... He's in the girl's bathroom. Go find him. Just open the door, even if he sounds like a girl, he's just playing with you.

#2749

1010

Jan. 4, 2011, 6:39 p.m.

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Teacher: Stein... Stein hates when I talk about him. That's why I do it. //later Teacher: And then Stein and I got a divorce! I kept the thing, though.