#9165

814

June 10, 2021, 9:08 p.m.

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Denby (to Max): Oh yeah you had spaghetti code //turns to Sam Denby: This man wrote absolute noodles

#9164

1010

June 10, 2021, 10:27 a.m.

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// P1 Bio with Sloe, Cable is giving lecture on Cellular Respiration cable: look at this giraffe. looks like a nice guy, eh? cable: pyruvate is kinda a chill guy cable: Glucose has only been here for a few hours... and BOOM ATP FALLS FROM THE SKY cable: Now, Fructose-6 phosphate, he's feeling pretty good... and BOOM ANOTHER ATP FALLS FROM THE SKY cable: 1,3 biphosphoglycerate is reaaally spicy cable: and DHAP is like, "why cant I be G3P", and Isomerase is like, "yo, i can fix you up real quick"

#9163

59

June 9, 2021, 11:15 p.m.

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Max: Al Capone is kind of a doofus

#9162

812

June 8, 2021, 9:36 p.m.

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//in a discord call aaron: "what is evaporated milk?? is that milk in gas form?"

#9161

2022

June 6, 2021, 11:44 p.m.

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Carlos: Sam you’re really making me crave the midnight sausage

#9160

26

June 6, 2021, 11:02 p.m.

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Max: New Olympic event… Sam: 100-yard loogie

#9159

-59

June 4, 2021, 3:02 p.m.

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Lodal: What would life be without Nearpod?

#9158

2628

June 3, 2021, 8:06 a.m.

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//2021 Graduation Johnson: This class has been passionate about activism and socialism.

#9157

99

May 28, 2021, 4:43 p.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, may 28 "Quantum - This isn't the best title for this unit, but it makes it seem very mysterious and inscrutable, so I'm going to leave it (r/IAmVerySmart)" "Those of you who said it was interesting -- you're liars. You're just lying, trying to please me so your grade is higher." "I just want you to be aware -- that it is still possible for snake-people to be created." "I hate it, because it doesn't fit with my worldview, and I don't want to change." "Hey. That's a fair point. But I don't want a fair point -- I don't want reasonable reactions." "And why? ... I don't have a good reason. I will just enforce my will on this class." "If you just can't take school today, and just want to go find memes instead, and paste them into the paper, just ... make sure they're good."

#9156

2121

May 28, 2021, 3:48 p.m.

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//Duval's son has been asking about communism Duval: Coltin, explain to him the communist manifesto. Coltin: Why? What did I do?