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15

Nov. 18, 2009, 1:02 p.m.

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Schafer: "Nilay, what's the stopwatch do?" Nilay: "It measures time!"

#854

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Nov. 15, 2009, 6:44 p.m.

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Schafer: I saw that, that was Snoop Dogg! Student: Since when is Snoop Dogg white? Schafer: That guy was white? Student: His name is Jon Lajoie. Schafer: Oh yeah...I've heard of him...Jon Lajoie...doesn't sound educational! Student: umm... Schafer: Do your work!

#810

55

Nov. 5, 2009, 10:48 p.m.

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Schafer: In the video there's a nerd fight. It's great. They throw integrals at each other.

#776

79

Oct. 28, 2009, 4:38 p.m.

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Schafer: Tell me Charlie, have you been to Candy Mountain?

#757

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Oct. 26, 2009, 8:25 p.m.

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//Schafer tries to write on promethean board with the vertical line tool Schafer: ...mother trucker! //shortly thereafter Schafer: So we're going to have two big tires, one filled with water and one filled with ice. Jacob: For your mother truck?

#749

55

Oct. 24, 2009, 8:13 p.m.

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Schafer: ...and you'd be like, "This is the greatest rollercoaster e-EHHHHHH!!" *flail*

#744

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Oct. 23, 2009, 4:49 p.m.

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//talking about probability versus determinism Mr. Schafer: There is a chance that, in ten seconds, someone will come out of the store room on a horse and gallop around the room... *Lev comes out of the storage closet on the back of a toy stick horse, gallops around the room, and leaves*

#737

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Oct. 22, 2009, 6:49 p.m.

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Templin: I'm looking for the 10 best reasons to come to the Magnet. Any suggestions? Student: You get to be with your type! Schafer: Ha, yes, obviously. Wait, what is your type? ... Actually, no. I don't want to know.

#731

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Oct. 21, 2009, 6:58 p.m.

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//finding centers of mass Schafer: Instead of having a hole, I'm going to add negative matter. So what do I get when I add matter and negative matter? Ben: An explosion. Schafer: NO! That's antimatter, this is negative matter. Two different things.

#712

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:41 p.m.

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//Hammond puts on his hat and coat to leave Jacob: Nice outfit, Mr. Hammond! Stein: We thought it looked like Indiana Jones. Schafer: I thought it looked like a stalker.