#951

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Nov. 24, 2009, 11:19 a.m.

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Mr. Schafer: Your anal mech book. *mutters to self* Because that doesn't sound wrong.

#950

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Nov. 24, 2009, 11:19 a.m.

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//talking about It's Academic Mr. Schafer: We think we are the best. I agree, and therefore we should win. It's modus ponens or something. Mario: Haha, modus pwn-ens.

#887

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Nov. 18, 2009, 7:21 p.m.

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Student: Wait, so they use heat to power church organs? o-o (after demonstration with a pipe and a blowtorch) Schafer: No, they use a..I mean, yes! There's a little man inside that goes, "YOU WANT TO SEE?!" *blowtorch*

#886

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Nov. 18, 2009, 7:15 p.m.

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Mr.Schafer: (looking through a hollow meter stick) I can seeee youuuuuuuu! This is how you play a meter stick! *makes strange sounds on meter stick as a makeshift tuba*

#873

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Nov. 18, 2009, 1:02 p.m.

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Schafer: "Nilay, what's the stopwatch do?" Nilay: "It measures time!"

#854

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Nov. 15, 2009, 6:44 p.m.

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Schafer: I saw that, that was Snoop Dogg! Student: Since when is Snoop Dogg white? Schafer: That guy was white? Student: His name is Jon Lajoie. Schafer: Oh yeah...I've heard of him...Jon Lajoie...doesn't sound educational! Student: umm... Schafer: Do your work!

#810

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Nov. 5, 2009, 10:48 p.m.

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Schafer: In the video there's a nerd fight. It's great. They throw integrals at each other.

#776

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Oct. 28, 2009, 4:38 p.m.

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Schafer: Tell me Charlie, have you been to Candy Mountain?

#757

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Oct. 26, 2009, 8:25 p.m.

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//Schafer tries to write on promethean board with the vertical line tool Schafer: ...mother trucker! //shortly thereafter Schafer: So we're going to have two big tires, one filled with water and one filled with ice. Jacob: For your mother truck?

#749

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Oct. 24, 2009, 8:13 p.m.

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Schafer: ...and you'd be like, "This is the greatest rollercoaster e-EHHHHHH!!" *flail*