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⚐ Report//discussing centers of mass Schafer: So where's the fat kid? *a fat kid walks by and stares into the room*
#702
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⚐ Report//defining energy in freshman physics Schafer: We will define energy as the ability to cause pain Donaldson: In my class, we define energy as the ability to cause joy...
#670
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⚐ ReportSchafer: If you want to look stupid, as many of you choose to do on a daily basis-- //Shirley puts on Mr. Hammond's bubble crown (hat)
#665
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⚐ Report//Mario is trying to ask a question, but Michael and others are talking Schafer: I'm sorry. I can't hear you because some people think they're more important than you. Mario: They're probably right.
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⚐ ReportMikey: I think a capacitor is like a spring. Schafer: A capacitor is like a toilet. Mario: What? Schafer: What? Mario: I didn't hear the whole conversation. Schafer: The whole conversation was, "A capacitor is like a toilet." It's pretty much my best analogy ever. Vikas, please explain. //Vikas defers to Ben, but Ben's explanation isn't funny Schafer: You're not a good storyteller. You haven't reached my level of maturity. You see, sometimes a small trickle is enough, but when you have a lot of business... //later, still talking about the analogy Schafer: I cannot use the four-letter word I want to use to describe this analogy. Poop.