#1967

810

June 2, 2010, 12:22 a.m.

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Stein: Letsh talkch onlych inch hyperbolich //After going around and making us all say our "hyperbolic names" (for example, Steinch)

#1962

68

May 29, 2010, 12:17 p.m.

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//during stat, about cousins, uncles, siblings Guodong: The data might be screwed up cuz in China, families are only allowed to have one child. Stein: Yeah, he's right. So if anything goes wrong, it's because China has a strict one family per child policy. //class laughs Stein: One child per family, one child per family!

#1954

88

May 25, 2010, 9:09 p.m.

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Stein: I don't think doing this proof helps you understand the battle of superheros

#1915

1717

May 13, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: Yesterday, a kid of mine was late and I asked him why he was late and he said "because the bell rang two minutes ago."

#1896

44

May 7, 2010, 6:08 p.m.

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Stein: "That is an infinitely thin slice of vomit." //part of an example figuring out how much work was needed to suck have a tank of vomit out the top

#1877

1313

May 5, 2010, 7:44 a.m.

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//shortly after the National Science Bowl Stein: I heard you met the First Lady. Jacob: Yup. Stein: Mr. Pham said she was impressed by him. Jacob: What? No, what happened is that, after the game, Michelle Obama and Steven Chu were walking down the first row shaking everyone's hands. We were in the fifth row, so we pushed our way up. When they came to us, Mr. Pham said, "I doing this 13 year, never has President or First Lady come." And she smiled and said, "It won't be my last year." Stein: That's not how Mr. Pham told it. He said *he* convinced her to come back next year!

#1867

77

May 2, 2010, 6:58 p.m.

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//Talking about getting people to gamble. Mr. Stein: Now, I've got other ways to get you to play. Here's one: free alcohol! Aaron Burger: Mr. Stein, why did you become a math teacher instead of a casino owner and drug lord?

#1836

55

April 28, 2010, 4:13 p.m.

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Stein: "I'm not prepared to say there's no such thing as exponential growth. I believe that love grows exponentially."

#1828

66

April 27, 2010, 7:40 a.m.

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Stein: That would be an interesting project: the hotness of goalies. Ozzie: You could measure that by-- David: How much the ice melts.

#1821

1616

April 23, 2010, 8:25 a.m.

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//when Shirley was Mr. Ostrander for a day Stein: I think I'm gonna create a crisis for Shirley to deal with...