#631

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Oct. 11, 2009, 7:55 p.m.

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Schafer: "So here we have a graph relating the frequency to the kinetic energy of the electron. Now, what do we see here that's important?" <silence> Schafer: "Come on, what's the most important thing when looking at a physics graph?" Alex C.: "The background color!' Schafer: "Thats great, go touch the greenhouse door"

#624

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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Schafer: Now we’ve done that ipso facto absurdum thing. Michael: You mean reductio ad absurdum? Schafer: Wingardium leviosa. Kamal: It’s not levi-O-sa, it’s levio-SA!

#623

02

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Schafer: Tension is a bad word.

#622

22

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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//Vikas is at the Promethean board Schafer: Mr. Tolnay wants the assist. //Vikas throws the pen at David //David is not paying attention, so the pen hits him

#621

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Michael: I find it strange that you’re not Jewish. Schafer: Why? Michael: Because you’re like white, and like nerdy. Schafer: To be clear, Michael Cohen just called me nerdy. But he means that in a loving way, right?

#618

11

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Schafer: e^(rt) ain’ts never gonna be zero.

#617

22

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Schafer: Once it’s through the molasses, it don’t wanna move. It’s not gonna say, “I want to oscillate!” //Tim starts laughing Schafer: What’s so funny? Tim: Andie just said that would be a good Magnet pick-up line. Schafer: That is a good Magnet pick-up line. Except there are only like four Magnet girls in the whole senior class.

#616

22

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Schafer: Am I teaching you how to solve all differential equations? NO! Michael: Only God can do that. Schafer: Or Swokowski.

#596

11

Oct. 7, 2009, 8:42 a.m.

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Schafer: Me and Wolfram|Alpha had a meeting last night to work a few things out.

#553

55

Sept. 23, 2009, 1:37 a.m.

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Schafer: I looked like a thug. It was awesome.