#663

99

Oct. 13, 2009, 11:03 a.m.

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Schafer: We're going to do something that bothers me a little. Shirley: Integrals? Schafer: No, those bother me a lot.

#662

6165

Oct. 13, 2009, 11:02 a.m.

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Schafer: My house was too cold last night because I didn't turn on the heat. Jacob: Your personal philosophy is to put on a sweater. That's what you tell your roommate. Schafer: Damn skippy! Until the first frost, I don't need heat. Shirley: My philosophy is to take off clothes if you're hot. Mikey: But there are only so many clothes you can take off. Schafer: Michael, while you are correct in your assessment, you have left an image in my mind that I don't want to see. I may not sleep for days.

#660

37

Oct. 12, 2009, 7:25 p.m.

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//Schafer is using Kaluta's megaphone in 211 during 6th period, while the juniors share the room with freshmen Schafer: *sounds siren* HeY! GuYS! WaiT, how DO you make it loud? Templin: That light needs to be on. Just hit that button. Schafer: LIke this? No wait, that only did it for a second... GUYS! Wait, what block is this? Templin: Six. Schafer: *seeing juniors* You aren't in Block C! Get out! Wait, I forgot the papers...

#634

-11

Oct. 12, 2009, 11:05 a.m.

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//to Jacob on Neckwear Friday Schafer: And what did your mother say when you left your house this morning?

#631

77

Oct. 11, 2009, 7:55 p.m.

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Schafer: "So here we have a graph relating the frequency to the kinetic energy of the electron. Now, what do we see here that's important?" <silence> Schafer: "Come on, what's the most important thing when looking at a physics graph?" Alex C.: "The background color!' Schafer: "Thats great, go touch the greenhouse door"

#624

2430

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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Schafer: Now we’ve done that ipso facto absurdum thing. Michael: You mean reductio ad absurdum? Schafer: Wingardium leviosa. Kamal: It’s not levi-O-sa, it’s levio-SA!

#623

02

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Schafer: Tension is a bad word.

#622

22

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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//Vikas is at the Promethean board Schafer: Mr. Tolnay wants the assist. //Vikas throws the pen at David //David is not paying attention, so the pen hits him

#621

1111

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Michael: I find it strange that you’re not Jewish. Schafer: Why? Michael: Because you’re like white, and like nerdy. Schafer: To be clear, Michael Cohen just called me nerdy. But he means that in a loving way, right?

#618

11

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Schafer: e^(rt) ain’ts never gonna be zero.